Entertaining Ancestry Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.
The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**
If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative...
Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped Rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement
He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit...
So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
I'm 1/16th Cherokee...
Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.
You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are.
Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.
Alabama.
Where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website.
A frog did one of those ancestry tests.
She found out she was a little English, a little French and a tad Pole.
An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site...
Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense.
The German side says "Build a wall!"
The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
Kermit the Frog has a bit of European ancestry.
Yep, he's a tad Pole.
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You might be a r**... if...
You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches
I got my ancestry results back and I'm part Welsh and Hungarian.
I am well hung
Hear about the new dating site in Texas?
It's called ancestry dot com.
Check your emails more often
Turns out my DNA ancestry results came back 100% Nigerian and I've been neglecting my royal prince cousin for years
What do you call someone with no German ancestry?
Guten free.
What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?
apache
I visited an ancestry website and was shocked to learn I'm related to my girlfriend's ex-husband.
It said we are Eskimo brothers.
Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding???
Its Less paperwork...
I wanted to learn more about my ancestry so I registered with a company online and sent them my DNA sample
Two weeks later I got a letter saying the sample cup was for saliva.
How many Virginians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
13. One to screw it in, and 12 to talk about the lightbulb's ancestry.
The ancestry results from my 23andMe saliva sample came back today.
I'm 100% alcoholic.
Why do people of mixed Chinese-French ancestry say when they laugh?
~~*hon hon hon*~~
*hong hong hong*
Group friends talking about their ancestry. One says: "Oh, I'm mainly Australian, don't have any Dutch in me"
A Dutch friend replies: "do you want some?" wink wink...
What does someone refer to themselves as when they have some Jewish ancestry?
jew-ish
