Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.
Where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website.
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Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
The German side says "Build a wall!"
The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
He sits sullenly at the bar amidst a sea of minorities and sighs heavily. The bartender comes around and asks what he can get for him.
The white nationalist replies: "Can I get a country where I can live among people from my own ancestry? It is like this nation isn't even mine anymore. We have people coming in from God knows where to do God knows what. I am not a racist, I am just fed up with all of these different people coming in with their own customs. Why don't they stay in their country?"
Before the bartender could reply, a Native American patron spoke up: "Please cancel that whiskey. I will have what he is having!"
Guten free.
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They couldn't tell me much, except that my family must be pretty shitty...
Been on there a full week and haven't gotten a single date.
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