Ancestry Jokes

Funniest Ancestry Short Jokes

Short ancestry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ancestry humour may include short ancestors jokes also.

1. If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
2. I couldn't afford an Ancestry DNA kit... So I just announced that I had won the lottery. I soon found out to all my relatives are.
3. I'm 1/16th Cherokee... Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.
4. You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are. Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.
5. A frog did one of those ancestry tests. She found out she was a little English, a little French and a tad Pole.
6. An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site... Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
   Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
7. If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says "Build a wall!"
   The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
8. I sent that 'Ancestry' site some information on my Family Tree. They sent me back a pack of Seeds, and suggested that I just start Over..
9. Check your emails more often Turns out my DNA ancestry results came back 100% Nigerian and I've been neglecting my royal prince cousin for years
10. Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy.

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Ancestry One Liners

Which ancestry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ancestry? I can suggest the ones about family history and heritage.

1. Alabama. Where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website.
2. Kermit the Frog has a bit of European ancestry. Yep, he's a tad Pole.
3. I got my ancestry results back and I'm part Welsh and hungarian. I am well hung
4. Hear about the new dating site in Texas? It's called ancestry dot com.
5. What do you call someone with no German ancestry? Guten free.
6. What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache
7. The ancestry results from my 23andMe saliva sample came back today. I'm 100% alcoholic.
8. What does someone refer to themselves as when they have some Jewish ancestry? jew-ish
9. You might be a r**... if... You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches

Ancestry Dna Jokes

Here is a list of funny ancestry dna jokes and even better ancestry dna puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wanted to learn more about my ancestry so I registered with a company online and sent them my DNA sample Two weeks later I got a letter saying the sample cup was for saliva.

Entertaining Ancestry Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about ancestry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean family tree jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ancestry pranks.