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  1. My English friend was shocked to find out that his ancestors came from Transylvania. Now he can't even look at himself in the mirror.
  2. In class we learned that last names were determined by what your ancestors did So I always made sure I kept my distance from my teacher Mr Dickinson
  3. I got fired from PC World today. A guy came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors.
    Probably a shovel was not the right answer.
  4. They say that a person's surname is named after whatever their ancestors did to make a living I feel sorry for the guy who's dad was the first person to be called "Dickinson"
  5. If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the "Dickinson" family tree.
  6. Did you ever wonder... how many animals our ancestors had to sit on before they learned that horses were the most capable?
  7. I wanted to find out more about my ancestors so I did a little digging and... thrown out of the cemetery.
  8. I Asked My Black Friend If He Wanted to Go on a Cruise with me. He said that his ancestors made that same mistake and that he's not falling for it.
  9. Today I learned that your surname denotes your ancestor's occupation like Baker, Mason, or Potter Someone definitely has to explain why our surname is Dickinson.
  10. I feel sorry for Neymar's ancestors after today's loss They must be rolling in their graves.
    Not mine but felt it had to be shared.

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Ancestors One Liners

Which ancestors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ancestors? I can suggest the ones about grandparents and relatives.

  1. Rihanna says that whips and chains excite her... I wonder if her ancestors felt the same
  2. One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it
  3. What do you call your ancestors if they were siblings? Incestors
  4. There are no ancestors in Alabama Only insestors
  5. I wonder how long our ancestors managed to live with no shelter... before they caved
  6. My white friend told me he had Italian Ancestors.. I said, "Don't be Sicily"
  7. I am pretty sure I don't have any chinese ancestors... but I could be Wong.
  8. Why did our ancestors use fire? because fireworks
  9. Ancestors... You can't live with em', can't live without em'
  10. What do you call one of our ancestors who wavers home drunk? Meanderthal
  11. What do you call Goldilock's ancestors? The forebears
  12. Someone's male ancestor turned 1000 Years old today Now that's what I call a grand-dad
  13. The secret to immortality Has died out with the our ancestors
  14. Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors.
  15. I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe.

Ancestors joke, I'm part indian

Comical & Quirky Ancestors Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about ancestors you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean family tree jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ancestors pranks.

In the past

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:
1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology ..
American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:
2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy ..
Indian scientist dug and found nothing. They concluded our ancestors were using Wireless Technology.!

Last Names.

It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.

Last Names

Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news

Asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise..

I just asked my black friend if he wanted to go on a cruise this summer. He said his ancestors made that same mistake and he's not falling for it.

Caveman Diet

My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we can only eat things you would gather or catch. After about six weeks of this, I've come to the conclusion, I can catch a pizza guy.

I decided to make a website so r**... can find out and track who their ancestors were...

I named it Incestry

If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler)

How do you explain Dickinson?

Elephant genealogy

First elephant: "I hear you've been trying to trace your ancestors on the internet.
Second elephant: "Yes, and it's a mammoth task.

A little girl asks her father where people came from.

He explained about Adam and Eve and they were our original ancestors and they had babies and that's where we came from.
Later that day the girl asked her Mom who explained that their ancestors were monkeys and apes and humans evolved from the monkeys. "So, our relatives are monkeys?" "That's right, dear"
Now the little girl was angry and stomped into the living room to see her Dad and told him what her Mom said. "You lied to me!" the little girl shouted at him.
No I didn't honey. Your Mom was talking about her side of the family

People who constantly brag about their ancestors are like potatoes;

The only good part is underground.
Note: I heard this one in Bulgaria.

I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...

...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps

They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly b**...

What do you call traveling back in time and having s**... with your ancestor?


Many surnames come from the job people's ancestors used to have. For example, the Smith family were related to a smith, the Baker family were related to a baker and then there's the Dickinson family...

Who were related to people from Alabama.

TIL - Last names came from our ancestors occupations

I feel really sorry for the Dickenson's.........

I tried ayahuasca and saw my ancestors

My grandfather beat me with his belt because i did drugs

I was talking to a German in English the other week, but he was struggling to understand me.

Although he wouldn't have had a problem if his ancestors had fought a bit harder

Some surnames are professions, like Smith. Some refer to ancestors, like Johnson.

Thing is, I've never met a Dickin before.

Student 1: My name is Tom Archer because my ancestors were making bows and arrows.

Student 2: My name is Sam Baker because my forefathers were bakers.
Student 3: My name is John Dickinson, and I hate this game.

Who was first in Transylvania?

Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.

Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )

Three archaeologists met in a seminar.

The British said: we dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.
The German said: we dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.
The Italian said: we dug very deep and didn't find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented wifi communication.

Ancestors joke, Three archaeologists met in a seminar.

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