Ancestor Jokes

Following is our collection of bongo humor and genealogy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ancestor puns for adults, dirty duncan jokes or clean catan gags for kids.

There is an abundance of forefathers jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on ancestor. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bloodline witze you can hear about ancestor.

The Best jokes about Ancestor

Last Names

Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news

One of my ancestors invented the glove

Well, he had a hand in it

What do you call traveling back in time and having sex with your ancestor?


There are no ancestors in Alabama

Only insestors

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps

They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons


You can't live with em', can't live without em'

Why did our ancestors use fire?

because fireworks

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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