The Best 10 Ancestor Jokes

Following is our collection of Ancestor jokes which are very funny. There are some ancestor genealogy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ancestor catan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Last Names

Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news

One of my ancestors invented the glove

Well, he had a hand in it

What do you call traveling back in time and having sex with your ancestor?

Ancest.

There are no ancestors in Alabama

Only insestors

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps

They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons


Why did our ancestors use fire?

because fireworks

Ancestors...

You can't live with em', can't live without em'

I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...

...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.

Joke my brother made up: What do you call a drunk ancestor of mankind swerving home? (Only for geographically and historically educated)

A Meanderthal

Life found on Mars!! The rover Curiosity found what appears to be an early marsupial ancestor of the American possum.

Unfortunately, the rover Opportunity ran over it the day before.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ancestor forefathers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ancestor bloodline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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