Amusing Ancestor Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
Last Names
Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news
Who was first in Transylvania?
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.
Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )
One of my ancestors invented the glove
Well, he had a hand in it
What do you call traveling back in time and having s**... with your ancestor?
Ancest.
There are no ancestors in Alabama
Only insestors
Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps
They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly b**...
I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
Why did our ancestors use fire?
because fireworks
Ancestors...
You can't live with em', can't live without em'
Joke my brother made up: What do you call a drunk ancestor of mankind swerving home? (Only for geographically and historically educated)
A Meanderthal
Life found on Mars!! The rover Curiosity found what appears to be an early marsupial ancestor of the American possum.
Unfortunately, the rover Opportunity ran over it the day before.
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