The Best 12 Ance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ance jokes. There are some ance comedium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ance casper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ance Jokes and Puns

I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped Rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement

He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."

You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are.

Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.

I got stopped by a woman cop with "LAPD" on her cap

I said, where's your colleague with "ANCE" on hers?

One of my ancestors invented the glove

Well, he had a hand in it

There are no ancestors in Alabama

Only insestors


I got my ancestry results back and I'm part Welsh and Hungarian.

I am well hung

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps

They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons

Why did our ancestors use fire?

because fireworks

Ancestors...

You can't live with em', can't live without em'

Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding???

Its Less paperwork...

The ancestry results from my 23andMe saliva sample came back today.

I'm 100% alcoholic.

You can explore ance poultrygeist reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ance noose dad jokes. There are also ance puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...

...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ance ment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ance coupe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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