Fun-Filled Ance Jokes to Boost Your Mood
I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped Rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement
He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
You don't need an Ancestry DNA kit to find out who your relatives are.
Just tell everyone that you've won the lottery.
I got stopped by a woman cop with "LAPD" on her cap
I said, where's your colleague with "ANCE" on hers?
One of my ancestors invented the glove
Well, he had a hand in it
There are no ancestors in Alabama
Only insestors
I got my ancestry results back and I'm part Welsh and Hungarian.
I am well hung
Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps
They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons
I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
Why did our ancestors use fire?
because fireworks
Ancestors...
You can't live with em', can't live without em'
Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding???
Its Less paperwork...
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The ancestry results from my 23andMe saliva sample came back today.
I'm 100% alcoholic.
