Anatomy Jokes

58 anatomy jokes and hilarious anatomy puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about anatomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you want to laugh out loud, even in the middle of an anatomy exam? Check out this hilarious compilation of anatomy jokes about muscles, bones, tissues and more! From classic puns to funny Christmas and Halloween jokes, Anatomy Jokes is the best collection of funny one-liners and memes around. Don't miss out on the best way to get you through your next molecular or erect male exam!

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Funniest Anatomy Short Jokes

Short anatomy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anatomy humour may include short botany jokes also.

  1. You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens.
  2. Guy: Anatomy shouldn't be taught by women Woman: Don't objectify women!
    Guy: Ok. Women shouldn't teach anatomy
  3. Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?
    The gluteus maximus
  4. After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time
  5. Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body? ... She didn't have the heart to tell them.
  6. I've been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately; And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.
  7. I just signed up for the new college course about the effects of drinking soda on the body. Anatomy and fizzyology.
  8. I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants But I haven't botany yet
  9. What's the favorite at the school for the blind? anatomy (they use the Braille method there)
  10. How does an executioner with no knowledge of human anatomy shoot someone through the heart? Guess and check

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Anatomy One Liners

Which anatomy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anatomy? I can suggest the ones about geography and body part.

  1. Male and female anatomy are not similar There's a vas deferens
  2. I'm studying human anatomy. It's a polite way of saying, "I'm watching people".
  3. Is there a big difference between male and female anatomy? Yes, there is a vas deferens.
  4. What's a cows favorite Tv drama? Graze Anatomy
  5. OC - What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows Graze Anatomy
  6. What's Anastasia Steele's favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy.
  7. What is a cannibal's favourite TV Show? Graze Anatomy.
  8. What language is anatomy in? Body language.
  9. Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
    A: Graze Anatomy.
  10. I've studied Basic Human Anatomy so much I know it like the back of my hand.
  11. I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain... I studied abroad
  12. What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar
  13. Why do cows have four stomachs? Graze anatomy
  14. What would you call a TV show about a murderous doctor? "Dexter's Anatomy"
  15. Why do lions have sharp teeth? So they can graze anatomy.

Human Anatomy Jokes

Here is a list of funny human anatomy jokes and even better human anatomy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What counts as an insult and also as a sickening adaptation of human anatomy for the purpose of illumination? Arsecandle
  • In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel.
  • p**... are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured I suggest we e**... a statue

Grey Anatomy Jokes

Here is a list of funny grey anatomy jokes and even better grey anatomy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy.
  • What do you call a n**... old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy
Anatomy joke, What do you call a n**... old man crawling out of a coal mine?

Anatomy joke, What do you call a n**... old man crawling out of a coal mine?

The Funniest Anatomy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about anatomy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean geology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anatomy pranks.

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy

who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

A professor gives his psychology class a pop quiz. . .

One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy may expand up to ten times under certain circumstances?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather not answer that question." The professor says, "That's all right, Miss Callahan, you don't need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?" He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. "Mr. Hawkins!" Hawkins says, "Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that may expand to ten times." The professor says, "That is correct, Mr. Hawkins." Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, "Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven't studied this week's assignment; and Two, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you."

How do you know g**... anatomy was designed by an idiot?

No one else would put the bathroom right next to the snack bar.

Little Johnny and two p**....

Little Johnny went to school and the teacher was teaching human anatomy. She pointed to the private part of a male and asked her class if anyone knew what it was.
Little Johnny raised his hand: "I do, I do! and my daddy has two of them!" Teacher was puzzled.
"My daddy has a small one to pee with and a long one to brush my mom's teeth with!"

What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's m**...?

His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit s**... by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he is m**...?

His ears

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the u**... and t**... are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,
"I thought that the u**... and t**... were just two different terms describing the same thing?"
The teacher responded,
"No, that's not correct. There's a vas deferens between the two."

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, Rick s**... did not have to shrink himself to create an anatomy park inside her body.

The kids don't know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.

True story:
Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your b**... chopped off.
Me: When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.
Thanks Reddit for letting me steal a joke and use it on the wild.

Made my first dad joke as a dad

I went to the doctor who asked me what the problem was.
Me: I have this pain in my a**...
Dr: Oh yeah, what's the problem
Me: We'll she's always hogging the remote to watch Grey's Anatomy
Dr: 😒

Anatomy joke, OC - What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows

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