Anatomy Jokes

54 anatomy jokes and hilarious anatomy puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about anatomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you want to laugh out loud, even in the middle of an anatomy exam? Check out this hilarious compilation of anatomy jokes about muscles, bones, tissues and more! From classic puns to funny Christmas and Halloween jokes, Anatomy Jokes is the best collection of funny one-liners and memes around. Don't miss out on the best way to get you through your next molecular or erect male exam!

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Funniest Anatomy Short Jokes

Short anatomy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anatomy humour may include short botany jokes also.

You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens.
Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?
The gluteus maximus
After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time
Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body? ... She didn't have the heart to tell them.
I've been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately; And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.
I just signed up for the new college course about the effects of drinking soda on the body. Anatomy and fizzyology.
I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants But I haven't botany yet
What's the favorite at the school for the blind? anatomy (they use the Braille method there)
Time for Saudi Jokes? Who knew Dexter was a Muslim?
Who knew Dexter was #1 show in the Kingdom?
Why are Saudi Drs so good? In their Anatomy class they use living cadavers.
And?
What counts as an insult and also as a sickening adaptation of human anatomy for the purpose of illumination? Arsecandle

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Anatomy One Liners

Which anatomy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anatomy? I can suggest the ones about geography and body part.

I'm studying human anatomy. It's a polite way of saying, "I'm watching people".
What's a cows favorite Tv drama? Graze Anatomy
What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows Graze Anatomy
What's Anastasia Steele's favorite TV show? Grey's Anatomy.
What is a cannibal's favourite TV Show? Graze Anatomy.
What language is anatomy in? Body language.
I've studied Basic Human Anatomy so much I know it like the back of my hand.
I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain... I studied abroad
What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar
Why do cows have four stomachs? Graze anatomy
What would you call a TV show about a murderous doctor? "Dexter's Anatomy"
Why do lions have sharp teeth? So they can graze anatomy.
I was trying to explain anatomy to a couple of friends.....
I got to know about my partner cheating on me during my anatomy class.
What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy.

Human Anatomy Jokes

Here is a list of funny human anatomy jokes and even better human anatomy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel.

Anatomy joke, In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy.

The Funniest Anatomy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about anatomy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean geology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anatomy pranks.

Johnny's Anatomy Lesson

One day, little Johnny asks his mother, "Mommy, can I take a shower with you today?" She replies "Okay Johnny, but there's one rule: you can't look up." But of course, as soon as Johnny and his mother get into the shower, he looks up. "Mommy, Mommy, what is that?!" He cries. "Well Johnny, that's Mommy's grass." She Replies.
The next day, little Johnny asks his mother again, "Mommy, can I take a shower with you today?" She replies "Okay Johnny, but there's one rule: you can't look up." But once again, as soon as Johnny and his mother get into the shower, he looks up. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?!" He cries. "Well Johnny, those are Mommy's headlights." She replies.
The next day, little Johnny asks his father, "Daddy, can I take a shower with you today?" He replies "Okay Johnny, but there's one rule: you can't look up." But yet again, as soon as Johnny and his father get into the shower, he looks up. "Daddy, Daddy, what is that?!" He cries. "Well Johnny, that's Daddy's snake." he replies.
Later that night, little Johnny can't fall asleep, so he gets into bed with his mother and father. Suddenly, he cries out "Mommy, Mommy, turn on your headlights, there's a snake in the grass!"
There ya go folks, the first dirty joke I ever heard.

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy

who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

A professor gives his psychology class a pop quiz. . .

One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy may expand up to ten times under certain circumstances?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather not answer that question." The professor says, "That's all right, Miss Callahan, you don't need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?" He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. "Mr. Hawkins!" Hawkins says, "Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that may expand to ten times." The professor says, "That is correct, Mr. Hawkins." Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, "Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven't studied this week's assignment; and Two, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you."