Anastasia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anastasia jokes. There are some anastasia steele jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anastasia nikita puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Anastasia Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

After reading, 50 shades of grey, my wife asked to treat her like Anastasia

... so I got the Bolshevik secret police to murder her family and I sold her to a Russian pig farmer.

What's Anastasia Steele's favorite TV show?

Grey's Anatomy.

Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together…

But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.

What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they sex for the first time?

Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes.

If Anastasia Steele were a chemist, what would she order online?

Pi bonds.

Fifty Shades of Grey: Dog Edition

Dog Anastasia's Friend: "How did the interview go?"

Dog Anastasia: "Didn't even happen. I just couldn't figure out which one was Mr Grey"

My girlfriend wanted to act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey

It was the scene where Christian wanted to buy Anastasia a new Audi...

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We suggest to use only working anastasia sasha piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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