anarchists Jokes

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.


What happens to male anarchists as they get older?

They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues.


What type of cancer do anarchists hate the most?

Prostate cancer


Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists?

They are great at tracking dissent.


Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.


How do anarchists exercise?

They squat.


Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*


An Anarchist hangover

I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy


Deaf People are the real Anarchists

When u tell them to do something they just dont listen...


Why are anarchists so unstable when they get out of jail?

Because they're free radicals.


Anarchists of the world, unite!

or don't… whatever.


Two anarchists are sitting behind a dumpster making a molotov cocktail.

The one says to the other, "Where shall we toss this?"

The other responds, "What are you some kind of fucking intellectual?"


Why do anarchists hate borders?

Because they got rid of all of their rulers.


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