Uproarious Anarchists Jokes to Share with Friends
What happens to male anarchists as they get older?
They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues.
Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays
Because they don't believe in parties.
What type of cancer do anarchists hate the most?
Prostate cancer
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Where do anarchists keep their records?
Anarchive
Why are anarchists bad at carpentry?
They have no rulers
What do anarchists die of?
Pro-state cancer
Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists?
They are great at tracking dissent.
Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?
They refuse to have liters.
How do anarchists exercise?
They squat.
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Why do anarchists smell so bad?
Because they're *revolting*
An Anarchist hangover
I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy
Why do anarchists hate borders?
Because they got rid of all of their rulers.
Deaf People are the real Anarchists
When u tell them to do something they just dont listen...
