Anarchist Jokes

Funniest Anarchist Short Jokes

Short anarchist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anarchist humour may include short nihilist jokes also.

1. A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar Sorry, says the bartender, we don't serve anyone under 18.
2. A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar The bartender says: Sorry, you guys are underage
3. An anarchist and a communist have an argument The communist wins the argument and the anarchist then says, "Thanks for giving me pro-state cancer."
4. I recently started an anarchist political group... ...but nobody who would obey the rules.
5. In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time.
6. What happened at the anarchist typesetter's trial? The judge threw the book at him because his behavior was unjustified.
7. An Anarchist hangover I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy
8. An anarchist friend of mine drinks only green tea Because, of course, all proper tea is theft.
9. Oh, is that like, you guys' big leader? The one you all follow and take orders from? An Anarchist told me I should read Schwarz.
10. When I was in college , I knew a girl named America She was a groupie for the anarchist club

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Anarchist One Liners

Which anarchist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anarchist? I can suggest the ones about libertarian and activist.

1. What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate
2. Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
3. TIL that anarchists don't celebrate birthdays Because they don't believe in parties.
4. Why don't anarchists drink green tea? Because it helps fight free radicals.
5. Where do anarchists keep their records? Anarchive
6. Why are anarchists bad at carpentry? They have no rulers
7. What do anarchists die of? Pro-state cancer
8. I met an anarchist ice cream maker Some men just want to watch the world churn.
9. Why are dogs so good at finding anarchists? They are great at tracking dissent.
10. Why don't anarchists accept the metric system? They refuse to have liters.
11. I tried starting an anarchist community But no one would follow the rules
12. How do anarchists exercise? They squat.
13. What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical
14. Why do anarchists hate borders? Because they got rid of all of their rulers.
15. I've quit wearing Lee jeans... ...I'm afraid some anarchist will try to pull them down!

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What funny jokes about anarchist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean communist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anarchist pranks.