The Best 26 Anarchist Jokes

Following is our collection of Anarchist jokes which are very funny. There are some anarchist socialist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anarchist protesters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Anarchy is bad for you.

So there's two guys at a bar and the first one says

##So, how's it been going with your anarchist club recently?

###I got kicked out recently, sadly.

##Kicked out? Why?

###I don't know, I was just following the rules!

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar

Sorry, says the bartender, we don't serve anyone under 18.

For all you web developers out there.

Why couldn't the div buy a drink?

It lacked id.

Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?

It lacked class.

Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?

Its position was absolute.

Why was the div an anarchist?

It had no borders.

Why couldn't the div play poker?

It had 0 opacity.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.


I met an anarchist ice cream maker

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar

The bartender says: Sorry, you guys are underage

Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.

An anarchist and a communist have an argument

The communist wins the argument and the anarchist then says, "Thanks for giving me pro-state cancer."

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

I tried starting an anarchist community

But no one would follow the rules

Top Anarchist Puns and Funny Jokes

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How do anarchists exercise?

They squat.

I recently started an anarchist political group...

...but nobody who would obey the rules.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist.

Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

What happened at the anarchist typesetter's trial?

The judge threw the book at him because his behavior was unjustified.

What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks

Radical

An Anarchist hangover

I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy

An anarchist friend of mine drinks only green tea

Because, of course, all proper tea is theft.


Oh, is that like, you guys' big leader? The one you all follow and take orders from?

An Anarchist told me I should read Schwarz.

When I was in college , I knew a girl named America

She was a groupie for the anarchist club

Why do anarchists hate borders?

Because they got rid of all of their rulers.

I've quit wearing Lee jeans...

...I'm afraid some anarchist will try to pull them down!

Why did the gay anarchist go to Athens?

He wanted the delta

A radical anarchist and a jihad extremist get into a car accident. Who lives??

Society.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea.

Because proper tea is theft.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anarchist community jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anarchist swinger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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