Anarchist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anarchist jokes. There are some anarchist socialist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anarchist protesters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Anarchy is bad for you.

So there's two guys at a bar and the first one says

##So, how's it been going with your anarchist club recently?

###I got kicked out recently, sadly.

##Kicked out? Why?

###I don't know, I was just following the rules!

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?


A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar

Sorry, says the bartender, we don't serve anyone under 18.

For all you web developers out there.

Why couldn't the div buy a drink?

It lacked id.

Why couldn't the div find a girlfriend?

It lacked class.

Why wasn't the div good at diplomacy?

Its position was absolute.

Why was the div an anarchist?

It had no borders.

Why couldn't the div play poker?

It had 0 opacity.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the anarchist refuse to put his finger up his a**...?

Because he didn't want to feel prostate.

Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Because it helps fight free radicals.

Anarchist joke, Why don't anarchists drink green tea?

Where do anarchists keep their records?


Why are anarchists bad at carpentry?

They have no rulers

What do anarchists die of?

Pro-state cancer

I met an anarchist ice cream maker

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

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A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar

The bartender says: Sorry, you guys are underage

An anarchist and a communist have an argument

The communist wins the argument and the anarchist then says, "Thanks for giving me pro-state cancer."

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

I tried starting an anarchist community

But no one would follow the rules

I recently started an anarchist political group...

...but nobody who would obey the rules.

Anarchist joke, I recently started an anarchist political group...

How do anarchists exercise?

They squat.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

In the Chinese version of "Fight Club" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist.

Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

What happened at the anarchist typesetter's trial?

The judge threw the book at him because his behavior was unjustified.

What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks


An Anarchist hangover

I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea.

Because proper tea is theft.

An anarchist friend of mine drinks only green tea

Because, of course, all proper tea is theft.

Oh, is that like, you guys' big leader? The one you all follow and take orders from?

An Anarchist told me I should read Schwarz.

When I was in college , I knew a girl named America

She was a groupie for the anarchist club

Anarchist joke, When I was in college , I knew a girl named America

Why do anarchists hate borders?

Because they got rid of all of their rulers.

I've quit wearing Lee jeans...

...I'm afraid some anarchist will try to pull them down!

Why did the gay anarchist go to Athens?

He wanted the delta

A radical anarchist and a j**... extremist get into a car accident. Who lives??


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anarchist community puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anarchist swinger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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