Anaphylactic Jokes

Following is our collection of asked humor and reason one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anaphylactic puns for adults, dirty stance jokes or clean reaction gags for kids.

There is an abundance of hole jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on anaphylactic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any asthmatic witze you can hear about anaphylactic.

The Best jokes about Anaphylactic

A woman is stung by a bee on a golf course

She goes into anaphylactic shock due to an allergy and they take her to a doctor.

"Where was she stung?", asked the doctor.

"Between the first and second hole.",

"Well she may need to work on her stance."

I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.

I was stung by a spelling bee

A-N-A-P-H-Y-L-A-C-T-I-C

Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock.

Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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