Uplifting Anaphylactic Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
A woman is stung by a bee on a golf course
She goes into anaphylactic shock due to an allergy and they take her to a doctor.
"Where was she stung?", asked the doctor.
"Between the first and second hole.",
"Well she may need to work on her stance."
I have a friend who can't seem to get her life together. I blame it on her citric acid allergy.
Every time life hands her lemons, she goes into anaphylactic shock.
I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
I was stung by a spelling bee
A-N-A-P-H-Y-L-A-C-T-I-C
Doctor: I'm afraid that it was a severe allergy that led to you suffering an anaphylactic shock.
Patient: Enough medical mumbo-jumbo doc. Just give it to me in a nutshell.