Analyzing Jokes
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Letter Z getting removed Joke
After carefully considering and debating the matter for over two years, the Engwish Wanguage Centwaw Commission (EWCC) came to the concwusion that the letter Z should be remowed from the Engwish alphabet.
zero becomes xero
zoo is now xoo
visualize becomes visualise
analyze becomes analyse
zodiac is now xodiac
A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird.
It scandinavian.
My favorite blond joke of all time...
So two blondes were analyzing some tracks. The first one insisted they were rabbit prints, while the second blond was certain they were made by a raccoon. Back and forth they argued, rabbit tracks, raccoon tracks, rabbit tracks. Then they got hit by a train.
How do you tell the difference between an adult film star and a psychiatrist?
Ask them to pronounce the word analyzed.
Show it who's boss.
You could spend hours, days, or weeks desperately over analyzing it. You could sit there forever trying to put the pieces back together. Or you you can throw that puzzle on the ground and show it who's boss.
The Three Protocols of Sodomination
1. Analyze
2. Colonize
3. Rectify
My ex should go into archaeology.
He's excellent at digging up and analyzing the past to put on display.
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