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Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
A data analyst walks into a bar and sees two tables..
So he goes over to them and says; "Hey guys, can I join you?"
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Freudian analysts
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb??
s**...
When people ask me what I do for a living I just tell them I'm a senior analyst
It sounds better than saying I just stare at old people all day
What do a zoo owner and a Python data analyst have in common?
They both import pandas.
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Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught m**... on a Zoom call
Guess you could say he just couldn't keep his Toobin his pants
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How do you get a h**... crypto technical analyst off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza
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Increasing expectation among military analysts in recent days:
United States to invade United States to install democracy
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