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The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.
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United States to invade United States to install democracy
According to lawsuit analysts, he musthang.
It will be 2022.
Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
They thought he'd walk
None. The light bulb shall never burn out.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out.
(OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
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