Amusing Analysts Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
Japanese banks
The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.
Freudian analysts
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb??
Sex
Increasing expectation among military analysts in recent days:
United States to invade United States to install democracy
The serial killer who used his car to run over people has finally been arrested
According to lawsuit analysts, he musthang.
Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it
It will be 2022.
In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains.
Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place
They thought he'd walk
How many computer analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb shall never burn out.
How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
None. The light bulb shall never burn out.
(OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
What kind of beer do Fox News analysts drink?
Roger Ales.
Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69.
Top analysts this is because they get 8 more.
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What's up with gay analysts?
They anal-ize.
