The Best 10 Analysts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Analysts jokes. There are some analysts investors jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these analysts predict puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Analysts Jokes and Puns

Freudian analysts

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb??

Sex

Increasing expectation among military analysts in recent days:

United States to invade United States to install democracy

Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it

It will be 2022.

In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains.

Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.

Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place

They thought he'd walk


How many computer analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out.

(OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

What kind of beer do Fox News analysts drink?

Roger Ales.

Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69.

Top analysts this is because they get 8 more.

What's up with gay analysts?

They anal-ize.

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