The Best 15 Analyst Jokes

This is the best collection of analyst jokes. You will find jokes about analysts, accountants, statisticians, and more.

Top 10 Funniest Analyst Jokes and Puns

Three mathematicians go hunting.

As they are out hunting, they see a bird. The numerical analyst fires, but misses to the left. The applied mathematician fires and misses to the right. The statistician shouts out, "We hit it!"

A data analyst walks into a bar and sees two tables..

So he goes over to them and says; "Hey guys, can I join you?"

When people ask me what I do for a living I just tell them I'm a senior analyst

It sounds better than saying I just stare at old people all day

What do a zoo owner and a Python data analyst have in common?

They both import pandas.

Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught masturbating on a Zoom call

Guess you could say he just couldn't keep his Toobin his pants


How do you get a hardcore crypto technical analyst off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a person who keeps list of all his sexual encounters

Anal-yst

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My analyst told me that I've got multiple personality disorder.

I replied "Don't be ridiculous. I haven't got multiple personality disorder - and neither have I."

How does a handwriting analyst determine how his lover is feeling?

He looks into his lover's 'I's.

Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it

It will be 2022.

Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place

They thought he'd walk

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I was a professional twice over; a therapist and an analyst.

The world's first analrapist.

What would you call a man who is both a Analyst and a therapist?

Analrapist

What do you get when you mix an analyst and a therapist?

An analrapist

UP or DOWN?

A financial analyst and a broker enter an elevator together.

The broker says:

\--Guy, really! Can you just tell me this time - UP or DOWN?

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