Analysis Jokes

Following is our collection of analyze humor and urine one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Analysis puns for adults, dirty fertility jokes or clean evaluation gags for kids.

There is an abundance of scientific jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on analysis. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any researchers witze you can hear about analysis.

The Best jokes about Analysis

Incest....

It takes the y out of analysis.

Female hormones in beer

Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

If hydrolysis is splitting things with water and electrolysis is splitting things with electricity...

... What is analysis?

An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.

A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.

The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"

The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.


What do you get when you remove the Y from analysis.

Alabama

I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center.

It'll be called "coming or going".

Beer is Bad for You

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer - hops contain Phytoestrogens - and that by drinking enough beer, men began to act like women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship

And reduce to a series of periodic functions.

If lysis means rupture...

then I would hate to attend the analysis meetings scheduled for tomorrow

A couple went to a sex therapist...

... and the man asked the doctor, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"and charged them Rs.300.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "What exactly can I help you with?"

The man replied, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 5,000 per room, the Taj charges Rs.4,000, the Le Meridian charges Rs.2,500. We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that money back from MediClaim."


What does Spinach and Analysis Sex have in common? (nsfw)

If you are forced to have it as a child, you will not enjoy it as an adult.

Doctor, doctor! I'm scared of Santa!

after much analysis, the doctor responds: Duh! you're obviously suffering from Claus-trophobia!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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