Comical Analysis Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "There is a 99.97% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely.
The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking "Forget that, I'm swimming!"
An anti-vaxxer and an engineer are crossing a bridge over a crocodile-infested river
The anti-vaxxer asks "What are the odds of us making it across the bridge safely?"
The engineer replies "After a careful structural analysis, I calculate a 99.7% chance of crossing this bridge safely."
The anti-vaxxer then says "Forget it, I'll swim."
Incest....
It takes the y out of analysis.
An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.
A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.
The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"
The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."
If hydrolysis is splitting things with water and electrolysis is splitting things with electricity...
... What is analysis?
A literary analysis asked why Bilbo had such a long life, even for a hobbit.
I answered: Because old hobbits die hard.
I'm going to open a building that functions as a sperm bank as well as a urine analysis center.
It'll be called "coming or going".
What do you get when you remove the Y from analysis.
Alabama
If "lysis" in biology means the process of breaking down or disintegration
"Analysis" is what happens after Taco Bell.
If lysis means to destroy , then..
Analysis is .....
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Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship
And reduce to a series of periodic functions.
If lysis means rupture...
then I would hate to attend the analysis meetings scheduled for tomorrow
Doctor, doctor! I'm scared of Santa!
after much analysis, the doctor responds: Duh! you're obviously suffering from Claus-trophobia!
(Meta) It's time we talk about something
Physical, Morphism, Bolic, Centric, Nephros, Stasize, Genesis, Analysis, lloidal, Thoracic, Llurgist, L...
A basic chick was conducting a statistical analysis and believed she'd found a correlation.
Turns out it was just confirmation bi-YAAASSSSSS.
My sexual experimentation hasn't stood up to meta analysis...
It wasn't double blinded and gagged
Digital Marketing Companion-digital marketing courses
Digital Marketing is an intuitive concept and indeed a fantastic way to tap the market intelligently with the strategic analysis of the same.
What does Spinach and Analysis Sex have in common? (nsfw)
If you are forced to have it as a child, you will not enjoy it as an adult.
