Analogy Jokes

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The Best jokes about Analogy

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.

You understand it better, but it dies in the process.

See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.

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A joke is like a frog..

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.

Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.

Why is proctology called proctology?

Because analogy was already taken.

How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students?

She used an analogy

When I told my therapist about being unhappy, he said, "When it comes to happiness, a good analogy is a 3D-printer."

"Oh," I said, "You mean that I should make my own happiness?"

"No," he said. "I meant, most people don't have it, and many don't even know what it is."


What was the pornstar doing in school?

Analogy

Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!

I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold...

Making a good analogy is as hard as...

Hmm...

Bad analogy is like an incomplete sentence,

Teacher: Ok class, can anyone tell me what 'analogy' is?

Student: Analogy is something that makes you sneeze.

Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play.

You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor.


STILL THE KING

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

Psychiatrist office: My sister treats me like Lucy treats Linus.

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment and says, Sounds like you have analogy to Peanuts.

Here's an analogy

paper is to rock as dad is to me

When using the baseball analogy what is an inside-the-park home run?

Having sex while she's asleep. You gotta be quick

Making a Good Analogy is as Hard as...

As hard as... As hard as...

I was sorry to hear I'd failed the analogy course...

It hit me like a length of ham

I'm disappointed to say I failed my analogy course

It hit me like a length of ham

I'm writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United's defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn't even stand a chance.

I'm writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United's defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn't even stand a chance.
I'm now confused...


Someone once asked me to describe my sex life using an analogy. I compared it to an amoeba.

Because I reproduce alone :(

Redneck word of the day: Analogy

I can't eat Ricearoni, I gots me analogy to it.

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