The Best 24 Analogy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Analogy jokes. There are some analogy interpretation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these analogy trig puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Analogy Jokes and Puns

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.

You understand it better, but it dies in the process.

See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.

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A joke is like a frog..

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.

Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.

Why is proctology called proctology?

Because analogy was already taken.

Analogy joke, Why is proctology called proctology?

How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students?

She used an analogy

When I told my therapist about being unhappy, he said, "When it comes to happiness, a good analogy is a 3D-printer."

"Oh," I said, "You mean that I should make my own happiness?"

"No," he said. "I meant, most people don't have it, and many don't even know what it is."


What was the pornstar doing in school?

Analogy

Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!

I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold...

Analogy joke, Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!

Making a good analogy is as hard as...

Hmm...

Teacher: Ok class, can anyone tell me what 'analogy' is?

Student: Analogy is something that makes you sneeze.

Bad analogy is like an incomplete sentence,

Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play.

You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor.

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STILL THE KING

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

Here's an analogy

paper is to rock as dad is to me

Psychiatrist office: My sister treats me like Lucy treats Linus.

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment and says, Sounds like you have analogy to Peanuts.

Making a Good Analogy is as Hard as...

As hard as... As hard as...

When using the baseball analogy what is an inside-the-park home run?

Having sex while she's asleep. You gotta be quick

Analogy joke, When using the baseball analogy what is an inside-the-park home run?

I was sorry to hear I'd failed the analogy course...

It hit me like a length of ham

I'm disappointed to say I failed my analogy course

It hit me like a length of ham

Someone once asked me to describe my sex life using an analogy. I compared it to an amoeba.

Because I reproduce alone :(


Redneck word of the day: Analogy

I can't eat Ricearoni, I gots me analogy to it.

Some people are like Refrigerators..

.. Bad at analogy.

A bad

Analogy is like a cucumber

The Perfect Analogy

Finding the perfect analogy is as hard as... well it's almost like...

I'm writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United's defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn't even stand a chance.

I'm writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United's defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn't even stand a chance.
I'm now confused...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the analogy simile jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working analogy homosexuality piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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