Analogue Jokes

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I went to my local watch shop

I went to my local watch shop and said, I'd like to buy a watch please.
No thanks, I'll just take the watch.

My friend told me that for minimal lag i should use an analogue connection instead of Bluetooth for my speaker system....

Sound advice.

A man goes to buy a clock.

He's browsing in the clock shop. Suddenly he hears a little voice "Get digital you probably can't read analogue."
Startled, he looks around. Nobody is there.
A few minutes later, he hears another little voice "Your shoes belong in a museum!"
He spins around. Noone there.
As he walks on, he hears another little voice "Your face looks like a baked potato."
He looks around but nobody is near him.
He storms over to the store manager.
"What's going on, who keeps insulting me?"
The manager apologises
"I'm sorry. It's the wind- up watches."

I've been learning to read an analogue clock

I've recently started, so far I can only tell 6:30 on an analogue clock but I've got that position hands down.

Getting directions from Donald Trump is a lot like checking the hour on an analogue clock

Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing

I went to by a watch the other day, and the man in the shop said "analogue?"

I said, "No, just a watch, thanks."

I needed a watch

So I went in to a watch shop and said 'I'd like to buy a watch please'. He said 'analogue?' I said 'no, just a watch please'.

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