Analogue Jokes

Following is our collection of analog humor and haff one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Analogue puns for adults, dirty watchmaker jokes or clean timeless gags for kids.

There is an abundance of stereo jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on analogue. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any synthesizer witze you can hear about analogue.

The Best jokes about Analogue

I went to my local watch shop

I went to my local watch shop and said, I'd like to buy a watch please.


No thanks, I'll just take the watch.

My friend told me that for minimal lag i should use an analogue connection instead of Bluetooth for my speaker system....

Sound advice.

I've been learning to read an analogue clock

I've recently started, so far I can only tell 6:30 on an analogue clock but I've got that position hands down.

Getting directions from Donald Trump is a lot like checking the hour on an analogue clock

Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing

I went to by a watch the other day, and the man in the shop said "analogue?"

I said, "No, just a watch, thanks."

Who knows how to tell when it's midnight on an analogue clock?

Hands up.

A Man Goes to The Watchmaker's

A man goes to the watchmaker's because his old watch broke. The man says to the clerk, "I need a new watch."
"Analogue?" the clerk asks.
"No, just the watch will be fine, thank you."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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