Following is our collection of Analogue jokes which are very funny. There are some analogue haff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these analogue timeless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I went to my local watch shop and said, I'd like to buy a watch please.
Analogue?
No thanks, I'll just take the watch.
Sound advice.
I've recently started, so far I can only tell 6:30 on an analogue clock but I've got that position hands down.
Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing
I said, "No, just a watch, thanks."
Hands up.
A man goes to the watchmaker's because his old watch broke. The man says to the clerk, "I need a new watch."
"Analogue?" the clerk asks.
"No, just the watch will be fine, thank you."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the analogue stereo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working analogue synthesizer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.