The Best 7 Analogue Jokes

Following is our collection of Analogue jokes which are very funny. There are some analogue haff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these analogue timeless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Analogue Jokes and Puns

I went to my local watch shop

I went to my local watch shop and said, I'd like to buy a watch please.

Analogue?

No thanks, I'll just take the watch.

My friend told me that for minimal lag i should use an analogue connection instead of Bluetooth for my speaker system....

Sound advice.

I've been learning to read an analogue clock

I've recently started, so far I can only tell 6:30 on an analogue clock but I've got that position hands down.

Getting directions from Donald Trump is a lot like checking the hour on an analogue clock

Always pay attention to where the little hand is pointing

I went to by a watch the other day, and the man in the shop said "analogue?"

I said, "No, just a watch, thanks."


Who knows how to tell when it's midnight on an analogue clock?

Hands up.

A Man Goes to The Watchmaker's

A man goes to the watchmaker's because his old watch broke. The man says to the clerk, "I need a new watch."
"Analogue?" the clerk asks.
"No, just the watch will be fine, thank you."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the analogue stereo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working analogue synthesizer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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