Playful Analogies Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
Someone once said I was bad at analogies...
I said to them "that's like saying I'm bad at analogies."
Analogies are like m**...
I'm finishing both right now.
Analogies are like ham sandwiches.
I am currently making one.
I asked my proctologist if it's okay for me to use euphemisms...
He said analogies would be better.
My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me f**....
I hate my analogies.
Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!
I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold...
Jedi Knights love analogies.
"Metaphors be with you!"
What do Jedi Knights say to encourage the use of analogies?
"Metaphors be with you."
Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:
They don't always work.
Every time I come up with a new metaphor it makes me sneeze.
It really sets off my analogies.
Don't try using analogies to argue with others.
It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.
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Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?
Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies.
I'm about as good at making analogies as a.....
...what you call it? You know, the thing with the thing.
My analogies are kind of like plummers
they usually don't work wells
Car analogies
are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.
My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems
Terrible
I'm like a goat...
in that I can't do analogies nor comprahend the english language very wel.
I'm terrible with analogies.
Just like a cow that can't read.
