The Best 18 Analogies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Analogies jokes. There are some analogies euphemisms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these analogies abbreviations puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Analogies Jokes and Puns

Someone once said I was bad at analogies...

I said to them "that's like saying I'm bad at analogies."

Analogies are like masturbation

I'm finishing both right now.

Analogies are like ham sandwiches.

I am currently making one.

I asked my proctologist if it's okay for me to use euphemisms...

He said analogies would be better.

My hayfever makes me sneeze like my dairy intolerance makes me fart.

I hate my analogies.

Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!

I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold...

Jedi Knights love analogies.

"Metaphors be with you!"

Analogies joke, Jedi Knights love analogies.

What do Jedi Knights say to encourage the use of analogies?

"Metaphors be with you."

Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:

They don't always work.

Every time I come up with a new metaphor it makes me sneeze.

It really sets off my analogies.

Don't try using analogies to argue with others.

It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.

You can explore analogies hypotheticals reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean analogies generalizations dad jokes. There are also analogies puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Did you hear about that proctologist who became an English teacher?

Did you hear about the proctologist who became and English teacher? He specializes in teaching analogies.

I'm about as good at making analogies as a.....

...what you call it? You know, the thing with the thing.

My analogies are kind of like plummers

they usually don't work wells

Car analogies

are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.

My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems


Analogies joke, My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems

I'm like a goat...

in that I can't do analogies nor comprahend the english language very wel.

I'm terrible with analogies.

Just like a cow that can't read.

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