Howlingly Hilarious Analog Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
Look, no hands!
Analogies are like masturbation
I'm finishing both right now.
Analogies are like ham sandwiches.
I am currently making one.
Just had my first ever prostate check. My doctor said it's called a digital rectal exam.
Felt more like it was anal-og to me though.
Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:
They don't always work.
Don't try using analogies to argue with others.
It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.
What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal?
Do you do ANALog?
Here's an analogy
paper is to rock as dad is to me
Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners.
DLC for Months.
.
Literally.
My analogies are kind of like plummers
they usually don't work wells
You know you're an engineer when....
You hear 4-20 and think they're talking about an analog current input
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My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems
Terrible
What did the analogic clock said after the police told him to put his arms up?
"*12:00*"
