Anally Jokes

Following is our collection of rimjob humor and sodomize one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anally puns for adults, dirty chief jokes or clean buttfuck gags for kids.

There is an abundance of deepthroat jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on anally. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any butthole witze you can hear about anally.

The Best jokes about Anally

Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

He was conceived anally

What is worse than finding a bug in your salad?

Getting anally raped by a rhinoceros.

Alien abduction

Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."

As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee.

Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee?

Me: Like I love my men!

Them: Oh, Black?

Me: No, anally!

What did the alien say after anally probing the earthling?

I come in peace.


My doctor told me that I might be anally retentive

which is funny because I've been crapping like clockwork lately.

I like my women like I like my prescription medications

purchased on the street and inserted anally.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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