Gather Around for Heartwarming Anally Jokes and Uplifting Humor
Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...
He was conceived anally
What is worse than finding a bug in your salad?
Getting anally raped by a rhinoceros.
Alien abduction
Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."
As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee.
Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee?
Me: Like I love my men!
Them: Oh, Black?
Me: No, anally!
What did the alien say after anally probing the earthling?
I come in peace.
My doctor told me that I might be anally retentive
which is funny because I've been crapping like clockwork lately.
I like my women like I like my prescription medications
purchased on the street and inserted anally.
