The Best 7 Anally Jokes

Following is our collection of Anally jokes which are very funny. There are some anally sodomize jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anally buttfuck puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Anally Jokes and Puns

Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer...

He was conceived anally

What is worse than finding a bug in your salad?

Getting anally raped by a rhinoceros.

Alien abduction

Harry, Bill, and Steve are siting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and was abducted by an alien." Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?" "All I remember is being anally probed." Ted says. Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that." Says Harry. "What did the alien look like?" Ted responds, "Steve."

As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee.

Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee?

Me: Like I love my men!

Them: Oh, Black?

Me: No, anally!

What did the alien say after anally probing the earthling?

I come in peace.


My doctor told me that I might be anally retentive

which is funny because I've been crapping like clockwork lately.

I like my women like I like my prescription medications

purchased on the street and inserted anally.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anally deepthroat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anally butthole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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