Anal Jokes

Following is our collection of nsfw humor and oral one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anal puns for adults, dirty prolapse jokes or clean butthole gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Anal

Analogies are like masturbation

I'm finishing both right now.

Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:

They don't always work.

Don't try using analogies to argue with others.

It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.

My analyst told me that I've got multiple personality disorder.

I replied "Don't be ridiculous. I haven't got multiple personality disorder - and neither have I."

Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it

It will be 2022.


Here's an analogy

paper is to rock as dad is to me

I analysed ghost sightings over a 100 year period

They followed a paranormal distribution

Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place

They thought he'd walk

Analysing a joke is like dissecting a frog

Few people are interested and the frog dies

My analogies are kind of like plummers

they usually don't work wells

Why does the US analyze its battleship blueprints in Norway?

Because it's the best place to scan-da-navy-in.


When I said let's try analingus

I meant it tongue-in-cheek.

My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems

Terrible

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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