Fun-Filled Anal Jokes to Boost Your Mood
Why does the US analyze its battleship blueprints in Norway?
Because it's the best place to scan-da-navy-in.
What did the analogic clock said after the police told him to put his arms up?
"*12:00*"
Analogies are like m**...
I'm finishing both right now.
When I said let's try analingus
I meant it tongue-in-cheek.
Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place
They thought he'd walk
My analyst told me that I've got multiple personality disorder.
I replied "Don't be ridiculous. I haven't got multiple personality disorder - and neither have I."
I analysed ghost sightings over a 100 year period
They followed a paranormal distribution
My analogies are kind of like plummers
they usually don't work wells
Don't try using analogies to argue with others.
It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.
My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems
Terrible
Here's an analogy
paper is to rock as dad is to me
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Analysing a joke is like dissecting a frog
Few people are interested and the frog dies
Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:
They don't always work.
Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it
It will be 2022.
Analogies are like ham sandwiches.
I am currently making one.
Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seems to go on the mysterious middle aisle in German supermarkets.
To put it another way: it's not the big things, it's Aldi Lidl things.
Analbumcover
If you read this the same way I did, we can be friends.
Analgesics
Shouldn't they be called Oralgesics?
