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Why does the US analyze its battleship blueprints in Norway?

Because it's the best place to scan-da-navy-in.

What did the analogic clock said after the police told him to put his arms up?


Analogies are like masturbation

I'm finishing both right now.

Anal joke, Analogies are like masturbation

When I said let's try analingus

I meant it tongue-in-cheek.

Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place

They thought he'd walk

My analyst told me that I've got multiple personality disorder.

I replied "Don't be ridiculous. I haven't got multiple personality disorder - and neither have I."

I analysed ghost sightings over a 100 year period

They followed a paranormal distribution

Anal joke, I analysed ghost sightings over a 100 year period

My analogies are kind of like plummers

they usually don't work wells

Don't try using analogies to argue with others.

It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.

My analogies are like the world's best crafted poems


Here's an analogy

paper is to rock as dad is to me

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Analysing a joke is like dissecting a frog

Few people are interested and the frog dies

Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline:

They don't always work.

Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it

It will be 2022.

Analogies are like ham sandwiches.

I am currently making one.

Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seems to go on the mysterious middle aisle in German supermarkets.

To put it another way: it's not the big things, it's Aldi Lidl things.

Anal joke, Been analysing my spending and it turns out rather than large purchases, most of my expenditure seem


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