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1. Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme? Because attachments are forbidden.
2. Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker? Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
3. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
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4. Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time? Because that's when the sandman came.
   And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
5. In Star Wars Episode I, we learn That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.
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   I guess his mom was forced into it.
6. Why doesn't Anakin Skywalker play Undertale? He doesn't like Sans.
7. Actor playing Anakin Skywalker asks, "who's going to be in the scene where I lose all my limbs?" The director says, "just You an' McGregor."
8. How many Anikin Skywalkers does it take to change a light bulb? Well, one. But he chose to embrace the power of the dark side.
   *Anakin. My bad.
9. What's Anakin Skywalker's least favorite bar? A sand bar.
10. What song does Anakin Skywalker hate the most? Darude - sandstorm

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1. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
2. Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
3. What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant? Sandwiches.
4. What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
5. Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer? His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.
6. Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker pay for dinner? Because his master card got denied.
7. What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yuenglings.
8. Why does Anakin Skywalker only pay with cash? He doesn't have a Mastercard.
9. What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
   Luke lost Hand
   Leia lost Han
10. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? -To get to the Dark Side.
11. What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team? The Padres!
12. How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano.
13. What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting? Yuenglings
14. Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling
15. How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail? He uses a C3 PO Box

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