Hilarious Anakin Skywalker Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend
Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card?
Because he applied for a MasterCard.
Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer?
He couldn't get a Master's degree.
Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme?
Because attachments are forbidden.
What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant?
Sandwiches.
What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer?
Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer?
His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.
Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker?
Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?
Anakin Skywalker.
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What did Anakin Skywalker get after being boned by the Emperor?
Siithylis.
Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker pay for dinner?
Because his master card got denied.
Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time?
Because that's when the sandman came.
And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer?
Yuenglings.
Why does Anakin Skywalker only pay with cash?
He doesn't have a Mastercard.
What did the skywalkers lose
Anakin lost Hands
Luke lost Hand
Leia lost Han
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.
What bar will Anakin Skywalker never be at?
The sandbar.
What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team?
The Padres!
How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?
A shocked Tano.
What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting?
Yuenglings
In Star Wars Episode I, we learn
That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.
I guess his mom was forced into it.
Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter?
Yung Ling
How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail?
He uses a C3 PO Box
Why doesn't Anakin Skywalker play Undertale?
He doesn't like Sans.
Actor playing Anakin Skywalker asks, "who's going to be in the scene where I lose all my limbs?"
The director says, "just You an' McGregor."
How many Anikin Skywalkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, one. But he chose to embrace the power of the dark side.
*Anakin. My bad.
What's Anakin Skywalker's least favorite bar?
A sand bar.
What song does Anakin Skywalker hate the most?
Darude - sandstorm
What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?
Dearth Vader
