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  1. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
    (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
  2. Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time? Because that's when the sandman came.
    And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
  3. In Star Wars Episode I, we learn That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.

    I guess his mom was forced into it.
  4. How many Anikin Skywalkers does it take to change a light bulb? Well, one. But he chose to embrace the power of the dark side.
    *Anakin. My bad.
  5. What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black? Dearth Vader
  6. why can Anakin Skywalker never get a date? his pod always comes first
    if you know what i mean...
  7. Why did Anakin Skywalker join the dark side? Because he needed a hand.
  8. I identify as a Skywalker I guess you could call me Anakin.
  9. When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin.
  10. How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*

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Anakin Skywalker One Liners

Which anakin skywalker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anakin skywalker? I can suggest the ones about darth vader and obi wan kenobi.

  1. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
  2. Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
  3. What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant? Sandwiches.
  4. What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
  5. Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer? His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.
  6. What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
    Luke lost Hand
    Leia lost Han
  7. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? -To get to the Dark Side.
  8. What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team? The Padres!
  9. How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano.
  10. What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting? Yuenglings
  11. Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling
  12. How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail? He uses a C3 PO Box
  13. Why doesn't Anakin Skywalker play Undertale? He doesn't like Sans.
  14. What's Anakin Skywalker's least favorite bar? A sand bar.
  15. What song does Anakin Skywalker hate the most? Darude - sandstorm

Anakin Skywalker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker?

Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.

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What did Anakin Skywalker get after being b**... by the Emperor?

Siithylis.

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Actor playing Anakin Skywalker asks, "who's going to be in the scene where I lose all my limbs?"

The director says, "just You an' McGregor."

Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl?

Because he killed all the Yuenglings.