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My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
Only one cannoli.
May divorce be with you.
Sithilis
In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and nasty for Vader to carry out Order 69.
He force-feeds him
Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
(shrugs)
"Well, Sith happens"
Let's see those Naboobies.
Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
Killing children
Because his master card got denied.
Anakin Skywalker.
(Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Yuenglings.
Obi wankin' Obi
Because that's when the sandman came.
And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
He doesn't have a Mastercard.
Anakin lost Hands
Luke lost Hand
Leia lost Han
The sandbar.
Ana-kin
-To get to the Dark Side.
Obi wan.
Coz Anakin was panakin'
Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.
Because he brought balance to the force.
The Padres!
Yuenglings
Now *this* is Padre sin!
That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.
I guess his mom was forced into it.
Because Anakin was ... unarmed.
To get to the other side.
I will show myself out.
Yung Ling
It seems he found her lack of faithfulness disturbing
His Master card was denied.
He uses a C3 PO Box
Because they couldn't stop talking about how Fornite is Game of The Year.
He doesn't like Sans.
we don't need the Light we'll Live on the darkside I see it lets feel it While Your still young and Fearless
Anakin: Im letting go of the light Falling to the dark side
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