Anakin Jokes

• Short Anakin Jokes
• Anakin One Liners
• Anakin Skywalker Jokes
• Anakin Sand Jokes
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Best Short Anakin Jokes

Short anakin puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anakin humour may include short obi jokes also.

1. If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
2. If Ani is short for Anakin, Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Yoda short for? He is short, for having small legs.
3. My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
4. Two things that never get old: 1. Jokes about Anakin killing the younglings
   2. The younglings
5. Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme? Because attachments are forbidden.
6. My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
7. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
   "Well, Sith happens"
8. Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker? Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.
9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
   (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
10. What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin's relationship? Di-vorce is strong with these two

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about anakin can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of anakin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Anakin One Liners

Which anakin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anakin? I can suggest the ones about anakin skywalker and .

1. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
2. What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli.
3. Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
4. What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day? May divorce be with you.
5. What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis
6. What does Anakin do when Luke doesn't eat his vegetables? He force-feeds him
7. What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant? Sandwiches.
8. What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
9. Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer? His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.
10. Why didn't Anakin get a discount ? Because he didn't have his master card
11. What is Anakin doing in Disneyland? Killing children
12. When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade.
13. How did Anakin and Padme break up? They got a diforce.
14. Why did Anakin fail to answer the trivia question? He was stumped.
15. Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker pay for dinner? Because his master card got denied.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Here is a list of funny anakin skywalker jokes and even better anakin skywalker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time? Because that's when the sandman came.
  And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
• What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yuenglings.
• Why does Anakin Skywalker only pay with cash? He doesn't have a Mastercard.
• What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
  Luke lost Hand
  Leia lost Han
• Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? -To get to the Dark Side.
• What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team? The Padres!
• How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano.
• What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting? Yuenglings
• In Star Wars Episode I, we learn That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.
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  I guess his mom was forced into it.
• Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling

Anakin Sand Jokes

Here is a list of funny anakin sand jokes and even better anakin sand puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did Anakin find the Sand People? He used his Tusken Radar.
• What's Anakin Skywalker's least favorite bar? A sand bar.
• I'm pretty sure that Anakin's mom was Swedish. Because she was kidnapped and r**... by sand people.

Unearthly Funniest Anakin Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

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