Anakin Jokes

Funniest Anakin Short Jokes

Short anakin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anakin humour may include short obi jokes also.

1. If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
2. If Ani is short for Anakin, Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Yoda short for? He is short, for having small legs.
3. My local KFC will be celebrating star wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special. It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
4. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
   "Well, Sith happens"
5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
   (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
6. What does Obi-Wan think about Padme and Anakin's relationship? Di-vorce is strong with these two
7. Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time? Because that's when the sandman came.
   And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too
8. If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.
9. What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin
10. So, Anakin thought Padme was cheating with Obi Wan. It seems he found her lack of faithfulness disturbing

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Anakin One Liners

Which anakin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anakin? I can suggest the ones about anakin skywalker and .

1. Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card? Because he applied for a MasterCard.
2. What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli.
3. Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
4. What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas? Sithilis
5. What does Anakin do when Luke doesn't eat his vegetables? He force-feeds him
6. What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant? Sandwiches.
7. What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.
8. Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer? His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.
9. Why didn't Anakin get a discount ? Because he didn't have his master card
10. When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade.
11. How did Anakin and Padme break up? They got a diforce.
12. Why did Anakin fail to answer the trivia question? He was stumped.
13. Anakin got pretty messed up at the tailgater, He was killin' Yuenglings all night long.
14. What did the skywalkers lose Anakin lost Hands
    Luke lost Hand
    Leia lost Han
15. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? -To get to the Dark Side.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Here is a list of funny anakin skywalker jokes and even better anakin skywalker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team? The Padres!
• How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy? A shocked Tano.
• What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting? Yuenglings
• In Star Wars Episode I, we learn That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.
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  I guess his mom was forced into it.
• Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter? Yung Ling
• How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail? He uses a C3 PO Box
• Why doesn't Anakin Skywalker play Undertale? He doesn't like Sans.
• How many Anikin Skywalkers does it take to change a light bulb? Well, one. But he chose to embrace the power of the dark side.
  *Anakin. My bad.
• What's Anakin Skywalker's least favorite bar? A sand bar.
• What song does Anakin Skywalker hate the most? Darude - sandstorm

Anakin Sand Jokes

Here is a list of funny anakin sand jokes and even better anakin sand puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did Anakin find the Sand People? He used his Tusken Radar.

Unearthly Funniest Anakin Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about anakin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anakin pranks.