Anakin Jokes

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The Best jokes about Anakin

My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?

May divorce be with you.

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and nasty for Vader to carry out Order 69.


What does Anakin do when Luke doesn't eat his vegetables?

He force-feeds him

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer?

Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side?

(shrugs)

"Well, Sith happens"

What did Anakin say to Padme right before they had sex?

Let's see those Naboobies.

Who would win in a fight, Ling Xiaoyu or Anakin Skywalker?

Depends on how old Ling is, if Ling were an adult she would destroy Anakin, but Anakin would kill a young Ling.

What is Anakin doing in Disneyland?

Killing children


Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker pay for dinner?

Because his master card got denied.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker.

(Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer?

Yuenglings.

What did Anakin see when he walked in on his master unannounced?

Obi wankin' Obi

Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time?

Because that's when the sandman came.

And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too

Why does Anakin Skywalker only pay with cash?

He doesn't have a Mastercard.

What did the skywalkers lose

Anakin lost Hands
Luke lost Hand
Leia lost Han

What bar will Anakin Skywalker never be at?

The sandbar.


What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

-To get to the Dark Side.

Obi wan and Anakin had a fight

Obi wan.



Coz Anakin was panakin'

If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII

Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.

Why does Anakin always move in a URM? (Uniform rectilinear motion)

Because he brought balance to the force.

What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team?

The Padres!

What is Anakin Skywalkers favorite beer to kill in one sitting?

Yuenglings

What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest sex scandals?

Now *this* is Padre sin!

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn (spoilers)

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.



I guess his mom was forced into it.

Why did Obi Wan not kill Anakin when he had the chance?

Because Anakin was ... unarmed.

Why did Anakin kill all the younglings?

To get to the other side.

In Australia, Anakin technically has the high ground.

I will show myself out.

Who is Anakin Skywalker's adopted daughter?

Yung Ling

So, Anakin thought Padme was cheating with Obi Wan.

It seems he found her lack of faithfulness disturbing

Why couldn't Anakin pay for dinner?

His Master card was denied.

How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail?

He uses a C3 PO Box

Why did Anakin slaughter all those kids?

Because they couldn't stop talking about how Fornite is Game of The Year.

Why doesn't Anakin Skywalker play Undertale?

He doesn't like Sans.

palpatine told Anakin....

we don't need the Light we'll Live on the darkside I see it lets feel it While Your still young and Fearless

Anakin: Im letting go of the light Falling to the dark side

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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