Anaesthetist Jokes

Do you need a good laugh? Check out these hilarious jokes about anaesthetists! From lighthearted jokes about recovery times to real-life conversations between anaesthetists and surgeons in the theatre, this article is sure to have you giggling in no time. Don't miss out on the jokes about the gynaecologist too!

Amusing Anaesthetist Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

My father taught me the first rule of theatre

"Always leave them wanting more"

A great man. Terrible anaesthetist.

My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Good man, terrible anaesthetist.

The last thing you want to hear your surgeon say is "oops"

Because if you hear that, it means your anaesthetist has also messed up..

I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist;

stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point.

My Great Uncle always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Great bloke...

Terrible anaesthetist...

I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs

I love to leave people pain free

Anaesthetist joke, I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs

I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.

When I was with her I didn't feel anything.

Anaesthetists are so boring

All they do is put people to sleep.

A conversation between a psychologist and an anaesthetist was described as .....

..... mind numbing.

I used to date an anaesthetist...

She was a local girl.

[credit to seeing this on QI]

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anaesthetist demonstration puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anaesthetist the anaesthetist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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