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Anaesthetist Jokes

9 anaesthetist jokes and hilarious anaesthetist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anaesthetist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you need a good laugh? Check out these hilarious jokes about anaesthetists! From lighthearted jokes about recovery times to real-life conversations between anaesthetists and surgeons in the theatre, this article is sure to have you giggling in no time. Don't miss out on the jokes about the gynaecologist too!


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I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.
When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.
I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)
Great success.

My father taught me the first rule of theatre

"Always leave them wanting more"
A great man. Terrible anaesthetist.

My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Good man, terrible anaesthetist.

My Uncle Bill used to tell me that the secret to great theatre was 'always leave them wanting more'…..

Lovely bloke, terrible anaesthetist.

The last thing you want to hear your surgeon say is "oops"

Because if you hear that, it means your anaesthetist has also messed up..

I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist;

stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point.

My Great Uncle always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Great bloke...
Terrible anaesthetist...

I'm an anaesthetist that moonlights as a meal designer for French Celiacs

I love to leave people pain free

I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.

When I was with her I didn't feel anything.

Anaesthetist joke, I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.


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Anaesthetist joke, I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.

Anaesthetist joke, I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.