Anaesthetist Jokes

Following is our collection of theatre humor and administer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anaesthetist puns for adults, dirty hospital jokes or clean radiologist gags for kids.

There is an abundance of demonstration jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on anaesthetist. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any the anaesthetist witze you can hear about anaesthetist.

The Best jokes about Anaesthetist

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

My father taught me the first rule of theatre

"Always leave them wanting more"

A great man. Terrible anaesthetist.

My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Good man, terrible anaesthetist.

I used to do this impression where I was a blind anaesthetist;

stopped 'cause the audience wasn't feelin' it and I couldn't see the point.

My Great Uncle always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more".

Great bloke...

Terrible anaesthetist...


I broke up with my girlfriend who works as an anaesthetist in our local hospital.

When I was with her I didn't feel anything.

Anaesthetists are so boring

All they do is put people to sleep.

A conversation between a psychologist and an anaesthetist was described as .....

..... mind numbing.

I used to date an anaesthetist...

She was a local girl.





[credit to seeing this on QI]

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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