Anaesthetic Jokes

Discover the lighter side of a general anaesthetic with these Anaesthetic Jokes. Whether you're looking for a laugh about an appendicitis procedure or a joke about Santeria, you'll find something to make you chuckle.

Cheeky Anaesthetic Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said: Sure, knock yourself out!

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

A clinic was trialling a new, cheap way to numb a patient for surgery.

The new method involved blunt force trauma to the patient's head.

The strategy was such a success that people would line up around the block to receive the new anaesthetic.

A man asked the doctor what the line was for.

The doctor replied "that's the punchline."

When my friend got her gender change surgery they gave her a strong anaesthetic

She said it really put her through a trans

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anaesthetic surgery puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anaesthetic surgical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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