Anaesthetic Jokes

Following is our collection of procedure humor and nurse one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anaesthetic puns for adults, dirty bypass jokes or clean anesthesiologist gags for kids.

There is an abundance of surgery jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on anaesthetic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any surgical witze you can hear about anaesthetic.

The Best jokes about Anaesthetic

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

The Dentist

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist,
Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself,
My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.

So the dentist asked him,
Which tooth is it, sir?

The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."

A clinic was trialling a new, cheap way to numb a patient for surgery.

The new method involved blunt force trauma to the patient's head.

The strategy was such a success that people would line up around the block to receive the new anaesthetic.

A man asked the doctor what the line was for.

The doctor replied "that's the punchline."

When my friend got her gender change surgery they gave her a strong anaesthetic

She said it really put her through a trans

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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