Anaesthesia Jokes

Following is our collection of gangrene humor and mistakenly one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anaesthesia puns for adults, dirty novocaine jokes or clean surgical gags for kids.

There is an abundance of infringement jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on anaesthesia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any traumatic witze you can hear about anaesthesia.

The Best jokes about Anaesthesia

Operation successful

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and.....

he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law.

'Yes, Dad, what is it?'

'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me.........

........your mother in law will come and live with you.'

The surgery was a great success....

During his wife's labour, the nurse came up to them and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"

Dave said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."

A woman was having surgery

A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.

Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.

Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.

They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear while under anaesthesia?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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