The Best 4 Anaesthesia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anaesthesia jokes. There are some anaesthesia mistakenly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anaesthesia surgical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anaesthesia Jokes and Puns

Operation successful

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and.....

he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law.

'Yes, Dad, what is it?'

'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me.........

........your mother in law will come and live with you.'

The surgery was a great success....

During his wife's labour, the nurse came up to them and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?"

Dave said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name."

A woman was having surgery

A woman was having surgery to have her left leg amputated, due to gangrene. Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly removed her right leg.

Realising his mistake while she was still under anaesthesia, he proceeded to remove her left left.

Later on, she sued the doctor for malpractice, but the jury did not come back in her favor.

They said she didn't have a leg to stand on!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear while under anaesthesia?

Anything.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anaesthesia infringement jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anaesthesia traumatic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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