Quirky and Hilarious Anaconda Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
You: Would you like a keto burger?
My anaconda: No.
On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...
Last night, I attempted to feed it a freshly grilled hamburger.
Just the patty, no bread.
The thing is, he wouldn't eat it.
As it turns out,
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, Hun.
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A guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake.The woman running the stand says they don't have any buns so it just would be the meat.He says that sorry My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
My girlfriend said she's getting a massive tattoo on her back of an anaconda surrounded by flames.
"Do you think it will hurt?" I asked.
"Probably," she replied, "it will take many hours."
I said, "I meant being single."
How do you feed a 90 foot long pet anaconda?
Once. After that somebody else feeds it once.
"Hey, can I try feeding your snake?"
"Sure. His bread is in the pantry."
"Your snake eats... Bread?"
"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun."
My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart
I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps.
Also, all my horses have gone missing.
I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days...
Then realized I was m**....
My pet snake will only eat rabbits.
You might say my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't a good adder
I'd rather be an anaconda anyway
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Snakes dont like bread
Except for sirmixalot's anaconda because ***it don't want none unless you got buns Hun***
So the guy who was supposed to get eaten by an anaconda ...
... didn't actually get eaten by an anaconda. When he first made contact with the anaconda, it was afraid and tried to escape.
I guess you would call that a reptile dysfunction.
My Anaconda Don't Want None
Unless You Read The Koran.
