Anaconda Jokes

Following is our collection of boa humor and loin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anaconda puns for adults, dirty eaten jokes or clean homerun gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Anaconda

You: Would you like a keto burger?

My anaconda: No.

On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...

Last night, I attempted to feed it a freshly grilled hamburger.
Just the patty, no bread.
The thing is, he wouldn't eat it.
As it turns out,
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, Hun.

snake joke

A guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake.The woman running the stand says they don't have any buns so it just would be the meat.He says that sorry My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart

I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps.

Also, all my horses have gone missing.


My pet snake will only eat rabbits.

You might say my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days...

Then realized I was masturbating.

My Anaconda Don't Want None

Unless You Read The Koran.

Snakes dont like bread

Except for sirmixalot's anaconda because ***it don't want none unless you got buns Hun***

So the guy who was supposed to get eaten by an anaconda ...

... didn't actually get eaten by an anaconda. When he first made contact with the anaconda, it was afraid and tried to escape.

I guess you would call that a reptile dysfunction.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't a good adder

I'd rather be an anaconda anyway


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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