The Best 26 Amy Winehouse Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Amy Winehouse Jokes and Puns

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse

on almost 4 years of sobriety.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

Amy Winehouse has become a real inspiration for me

She's going on 6 years sober now.

President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression...

...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.


What's 3 inches long and hasn't been sucked in nearly 3 years?

Amy Winehouse's crack pipe.

If your ever feeling like you can't achieve something, just remember...

Today, Amy Winehouse is six years clean.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels.

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought Amy Winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

I'd like to be the first

to congratulate Amy Winehouse on her 4 years of sobriety.

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Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards walk into a bar.

The bartender, local drug dealer, and in house pimp all get measured for a new suit

TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death.

She must have read the comments.

Congrats Amy Winehouse

on being 5 years sober

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?

A little coke brings Captain Morgan to life.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive a car?

Because she's dead

Shame shame

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and captain Morgan? Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

What did Gavin from Autoglass and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both had a crack problem.

My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse

I said no, no, no


Shoutout to Amy Winehouse

She's been drug free for 5 years now

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC)

A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and a moped? A moped can make it to 30.

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

Today i asked my friend how hungover he was...

He replied. "Well on a scale of one to Amy Winehouse its not looking so good."

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

Have you guys heard?

Amy Winehouse has been sober for over a year now!

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