The Best 35 Amy Schumer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amy Schumer jokes. There are some amy schumer rashida jones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Amy Schumer Jokes and Puns

When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian...

Nobody's laughing now.

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.

One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

The other one goes, 'No'.

Amy Schumer gets mad when people describe her as fat, slutty, and disgusting..

because she doesn't like when people steal her material.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One turns to the other and asks, "*does this taste funny to you?*"

The other responds, "*no.*"

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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

One says, "Does this taste funny?".

The other says, "No".


When Amy Schumer was a child, people laughed at her when she said she'd be a comedian

No one's laughing now.

One stolen joke is a coincidence. Two stolen jokes is a pattern.

Thirty stolen jokes is an Amy Schumer special.

Did you hear about that time a hitman held a writer at gunpoint and forced him to write for Amy Schumer?

The hitman warned him, Don't get any funny ideas!

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

Cannibal 1: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Cannibal 2: "Not at all, and there's plenty to go around!"

Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer

One looks to the other and says,

does this taste funny to you?

and the other says no

Who is Greta Thunbergs favorite comedian.

Amy schumer because she recycles all her jokes!

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Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer

One cannibal asked the other:
Do you think this tastes a little.. funny?


The other cannibal replied:
No.

2 Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you?

Cannibal 2: No.

Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar.

They set it lower.

Maybe the end of Amy Schumer's new show is really funny.

I guess nobody will ever know.

What do you hear right before watching an hour-long compilation of different comedians' jokes?

Please welcome Amy Schumer.

Had to stop following Business Insider for the headline: "Amy Schumer's new comedy movie is shockingly awful"

I can't trust anybody who finds that shocking.

The comedy industry is ridiculously sexist.

Zach Galifinakis can tell a joke to a full theatre and the audience would love it. If Amy Schumer told the same joke a week later in the same theatre to the same audience, she'd be accused of stealing material

I don't care what anyone says, Amy Schumer is extremely talented.

I mean who else can steal jokes from others, and still remain remarkably unfunny.


If people are going to just keep reposting jokes

The we should rename this sub Amy Schumer.

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer

One of them says. "Hey man doesn't this taste a bit funny".

The other cannibal says. "Nope".

Amy Schumer son name joke

Amy Schumer: Everybody kind of gave me credit, and I was just like, no. So do you guys know that Gene, our baby’s name, is officially changed? It’s now Gene David Fischer. It was Gene Attell Fischer, but we realized that we, by accident, named our son genital. Gene Attell sounds like genital.

Stop making jokes about how fat and disgusting Amy Schumer is.

You're stealing her material.

Question: If it's not funny, is it still a joke?

Answer: In the case of Amy Schumer, yes.

When Amy Schumer was a kid, people laughed when they heard she wanted to be a comedian.

No one's laughing now.

The most attractive part of Amy Schumer is....

Her Gravitational pull.

Everyone laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to become a comedian

No one is laughing now

What does the f in Amy Schumer stand for?

Funny

Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.

the first one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"

the other one answers, "no."


When she was a child, Amy Schumer told her class she wanted to be a comedian. Her classmates laughed at her.

Nobody's laughing now...

Amy Schumer is so unpopular now

No one has even bothered to repost the two cannibals joke in months.

When Amy Schumer was a little girl, she said she wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed.

Well, no one's laughing now.

What do Amy Schumer, and reposted jokes about Amy Schumer, have in common?

They're both not funny

Two Cyclopes are eating Amy Schumer

One turns to the other and say, 'Does this taste funny to you'

The other says, 'No'


2 cannibals were eating Amy Schumer

One of them asks does this taste funny?
And the other one said no

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