Amusing Jokes
42 amusing jokes and hilarious amusing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amusing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with the most amusing jokes that are sure to provide hours of hilarity. From hilarious wit to the crazy jokes from Pewdiepie, you're sure to find something to give you a hearty chuckle. Get ready for some of the most humorous jokes around!
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Funniest Amusing Short Jokes
Short amusing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amusing humour may include short amused jokes also.
- Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing
Hahaha - saracstic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive - I just learned that 'amused' and 'bemused' don't mean the same thing. At first I laughed, but now I don't know what to think!
- What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.
- When my wife was in labor I would tell her jokes to keep her mind off the pain. She wasn't amused though. I think it was the delivery.
- Laughing scale Ha – Mildly amusing
Haha – Funny
Hahaha – Sarcastic laugh
Hahahaha – Stayin alive - I got ripped off at the amusement park. A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
Turns out it's made of aluminium. - Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park? He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.
- -Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher? -Yes son, the kindergarden teacher
-And what happened?
-Your mother was not amused, we had to take you to another school. - I heard a life tip that went; If you're ever too embarrassed to buy something, get a birthday card with it. The cashier wasn't amused by the birthday tampons for my wife.
- I was at an amusement park with my friends. They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
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Amusing One Liners
Which amusing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amusing? I can suggest the ones about humorous and hilarious.
- It's amusing how Americans love Cardi-B ..but hate Cardi-o
- Do you want to hear a joke about a ghost? That's the spirit.
- Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.
- What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
- [OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel.
- The feeling of amusement you get reading about "Florida Man" schadenflorida
- I believe god created the earth solely to amuse himself. I am a Recreationist.
- I am a theist God was not amused
- What do chefs call plants that make them laugh? Amuse Bush.
- What do you call a bunch of dolls in line at an amusement park? A Barbie-queue
- (Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun)
- What did Adele say when she was at the amusement park? Hello from the other ride
- I'd made a chemistry joke... ...but all the moderately amusing ones have used to death.
- Why is the clown always amused? He is surprised that he's seen as a muse
- A dyslexic man walks into a bar Unfortunately, the woman was not amused
Most Amusing Jokes
Here is a list of funny most amusing jokes and even better most amusing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A pegleg man is at the amusement park... He is a foot short for every ride.
He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:
IHOP. - My teacher pointed a scale at me and said "at the end of this scale, there is an idiot" Then i asked something and she sent me out of the class.
Apparently, asking "at which end?" did not amuse her. - Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie... He wasn't amused, but he did say, You cracked me Up.
- My wife asked me what that pile of clothes was doing on the floor I told her it must be a dead Jedi.
She was not amused. - Stereotypical jokes I keep making stereotypical jokes about my old man and his new Thai bride. He really doesn't find it amusing... and neither does my Dad
- Just before my wedding, a man gave me some advice on where to hide all my cash In the oven.
My wife to be wasn't amused - The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent When i found out, i was fluming!
- At the amusement park's Haunted House, the toilets are three inches taller than normal. They like to keep visitors on their toes.
- My girlfriend said she's breaking up with me. When I asked why, she said it was because I talked about video games too much.
She wasn't amused when I informed her it was a dumb thing to Fallout 4. - There are 11 kinds of people Those who will get this joke, and be amused
Those who will get this joke, but not be amused
Those who won't get the joke.
Comical & Quirky Amusing Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about amusing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean enjoyable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amusing pranks.
Small o**...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your o**...," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied, "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Place Value
This is not so much of a joke as an amusing true story.
I was teaching math to some first graders, and we had been discussing place value for the past week.
It was Friday and I had been explaining that a 1 in the one's place is worth 1, but a 1 in the ten's place was worth 10.
So, I said to the class, "Six....seven....eight....nine....................ten. One, zero. Now what does that mean."
A young fellow in the back of the room raised his hand and said, "The end of the easy numbers."
What did Lieutenant Dan say after getting his new legs blown off?
"Oh, the iron knee!"
Note: Old joke I made up and told friends in high school, before realizing his new legs are not actually made of iron. Hope the joke is still amusing though
Amusingly, the flow of e**... in the sewer system is well-regulated.
And thanks to modern architectural decor, it's all in all a pretty solid waste system.
A tourist while passing a little shop noticed the name inscribed as A. Swindler- Proprietor upon its glass window.
Curious about the rather amusing name, the tourist went inside the store and asked the shopkeeper would it not be better to use the latter's first name instead of his initial.
The shopkeeper shook his head and said "My name is Adam".
I find it amusing Americans call it soccer and the English call it football
Just like how I find it amusing the English call it shooting range and the Americans call it school
It's Amusingly hypocritical for my wife to get upset at me buying a $89 samurai sword
When she has no problem spending $150 on groceries.
I don't get why people find push button, receive bacon amusing
I just want to dry my hands, not eat breakfast - with wet hands
Why dogs are better than women.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
10. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
I found this story amusing.
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
