The Best 24 Amusement Park Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amusement Park jokes. There are some amusement park jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amusement park puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Amusement Park Jokes and Puns

Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park

They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.

What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks?

Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.

Taking the kids out

A husband and wife were discussing what to do with their two kids on the weekend. "They want to go to the zoo and the amusement park" said the wife.

"That's too expensive" said the husband. "It'll have to be one or the other."

"Well, which do you think?"

"Probably Mikey."

Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard?

Neither did she.

How to add extra fun during your amusement park ride ?

Carry some extra nuts and bolts with you.

as soon as the ride begins, Tap on the shoulder of the guy in front of you. Show them the nuts and bolts and ask

"Are these from your seat ? "

I got ripped off at the amusement park.

A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.

Turns out it's made of aluminium.

What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism?

Allahu lap-bar.

Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park?

He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.

[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?

The ferrous wheel.

I was at an amusement park with my friends.

They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.

A pegleg man is at the amusement park...

He is a foot short for every ride.

He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:


You can explore amusement park reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean amusement park dad jokes. There are also amusement park puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile?

A pedophile doesn't have a height limit

The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent

When i found out, i was fluming!

At the amusement park's Haunted House, the toilets are three inches taller than normal.

They like to keep visitors on their toes.

What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course?

I just need to get fundead.

What's a jews least favorite amusement park ride?

The Holocoaster

What do ghosts ride at an amusement park?

A roller-ghoster

What do you call a bunch of dolls in line at an amusement park?

A Barbie-queue

What did Adele say when she was at the amusement park?

Hello from the other ride

A russian joke: Some people in Mosow got stuck on a ride at an amusement park!

That entire country is got stuck on a ride! On something between a haunted mansion and a house of funny mirrors!

What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park?

"Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"

Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping?

No strings attached!

Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!

It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids.

"Who’s enjoying the most?" I asked cheerfully.

"I am" said one.

"I am" said the second.

"No," the father said "their mother is!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amusement park jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amusement park piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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