Amusement Park Jokes

44 amusement park jokes and hilarious amusement park puns to laugh out loud. Read places jokes about amusement park that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny amusement park jokes! From classic jokes about getting stuck on rides to funny observations about the people who work there, we've got something for everyone. So whether you're planning a visit to a theme park or just looking for a good chuckle, be sure to check out our list of amusement park jokes.

Funniest Amusement Park Short Jokes

Short amusement park jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amusement park humour may include short theme park jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.
  2. I got ripped off at the amusement park. A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
    Turns out it's made of aluminium.
  3. Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park? He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.
  4. I was at an amusement park with my friends. They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
  5. A pegleg man is at the amusement park... He is a foot short for every ride.
    He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:
  6. The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent When i found out, i was fluming!
  7. At the amusement park's Haunted House, the toilets are three inches taller than normal. They like to keep visitors on their toes.
  8. What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead.
  9. What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? "Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"
  10. A russian joke: Some people in Mosow got stuck on a ride at an amusement park! That entire country is got stuck on a ride! On something between a haunted mansion and a house of funny mirrors!

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Amusement Park One Liners

Which amusement park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amusement park? I can suggest the ones about amusement and water park.

  1. Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.
  2. What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
  3. [OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride? The ferrous wheel.
  4. What do you call a bunch of dolls in line at an amusement park? A Barbie-queue
  5. What did Adele say when she was at the amusement park? Hello from the other ride
  6. What's a jews least favorite amusement park ride? The Holocoaster
  7. What do ghosts ride at an amusement park? A roller-ghoster
  8. Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping? No strings attached!
  9. Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!
  10. What's a ghosts favourite amusement park ride? The scary-go-round!
  11. what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster
  12. Crafty punmanship or not What the teeth ride at the amusement park?
    The molarcoaster

Hilarious Fun Amusement Park Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about amusement park you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playground jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amusement park pranks.

Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park

They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.

Taking the kids out

A husband and wife were discussing what to do with their two kids on the weekend. "They want to go to the zoo and the amusement park" said the wife.
"That's too expensive" said the husband. "It'll have to be one or the other."
"Well, which do you think?"
"Probably Mikey."

How to add extra fun during your amusement park ride ?

Carry some extra nuts and bolts with you.
as soon as the ride begins, Tap on the shoulder of the guy in front of you. Show them the nuts and bolts and ask
"Are these from your seat ? "

Tunnel love

A gawky lad from New England came to New York with his girl, and took her to nearby Playland Amusement Park. They had heard a lot about the Tunnel of Love and were especially anxious to try it out. But when they got home, the kids expressed disappointment.
Shucks, the boy said, it was dark and damp and uncomfortable. Besides, we got soaking wet.
How come? asked a friend. Did the boat leak?
The kid looked amazed. There's a boat?

An old woman joins a gang.

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.
She went to a bar where she new they hung out and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms was at the entrance.
She proclaims "I want to join your biker club."
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the parking lot.
The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"
The little old lady says "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my n**... a few times."

It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids.

"Who’s enjoying the most?" I asked cheerfully.
"I am" said one.
"I am" said the second.
"No," the father said "their mother is!"

They rebuilt our amusement park after it burned down.

It's now called the recreation park.

Joke I made up for millennials.

People who have fast passes in amusement parks are literally bae.

I took the family to an amusement park and they all got thirsty at once.

Fortunately we were close to a big soda shop, a circular building with lines of varying lengths standing at most of the windows.
"Excuse me," I asked a park employee, "Which window do we go to?"
"Each window is for a different drink, so just go straight to the one for what you want. If you're in a hurry, though, you might pick something less popular, that no one's waiting for."
Over the crowd I could see the drink signs above each window: Coke, Sprite, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Hawaiian Punch, Mountain Dew, Guinness... "How long is the Guinness line?" I asked.
He laughed, "That one wraps around the back of the building and trails off into the parking lot outside. I think they're going for a world record or something."
I didn't have time for this guy's jokes, so I asked, "Is there a punch line?"

The wife and I had come to town to pick up a few things.

We came out of one store and saw a cop writing a ticket for i**... parking right in front of us on the curb.
So we asked him nicely to give a couple of retirees a break.
But he paid us no attention and kept writing.
Just loud enough for him to hear, my wife said, "What a Bozo."
The cop looked up, stared at my wife, then started writing out another ticket.
I said, "Honey, this guy probably just learned to read and write, and he's so proud of himself, he's showing off."
The cop tore off the 2nd ticket and started on a third.
We kept making comments and he kept writing tickets till he was up to about half a dozen.
Finally, glaring at us, the cop left, and we walked on down the street.
We didn't care about the tickets.
We always take the bus into town, and anyway, that car was one of those obnoxious Hummers.
Being retired, we always try to find ways to keep ourselves amused.
We feel it's important.

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