Hilarious Fun Amusement Park Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park
They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.
What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks?
Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.
Taking the kids out
A husband and wife were discussing what to do with their two kids on the weekend. "They want to go to the zoo and the amusement park" said the wife.
"That's too expensive" said the husband. "It'll have to be one or the other."
"Well, which do you think?"
"Probably Mikey."
Did you know Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard?
Neither did she.
How to add extra fun during your amusement park ride ?
Carry some extra nuts and bolts with you.
as soon as the ride begins, Tap on the shoulder of the guy in front of you. Show them the nuts and bolts and ask
"Are these from your seat ? "
I got ripped off at the amusement park.
A guy sold me tickets to the ferrous wheel.
Turns out it's made of aluminium.
Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park?
He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.
What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism?
Allahu lap-bar.
[OC] What's the most ironic amusement park ride?
The ferrous wheel.
I was at an amusement park with my friends.
They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
A pegleg man is at the amusement park...
He is a foot short for every ride.
He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:
IHOP.
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Tunnel love
A gawky lad from New England came to New York with his girl, and took her to nearby Playland Amusement Park. They had heard a lot about the Tunnel of Love and were especially anxious to try it out. But when they got home, the kids expressed disappointment.
Shucks, the boy said, it was dark and damp and uncomfortable. Besides, we got soaking wet.
How come? asked a friend. Did the boat leak?
The kid looked amazed. There's a boat?
An old woman joins a gang.
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.
She went to a bar where she new they hung out and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms was at the entrance.
She proclaims "I want to join your biker club."
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the parking lot.
The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"
The little old lady says "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my n**... a few times."
The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent
When i found out, i was fluming!
At the amusement park's Haunted House, the toilets are three inches taller than normal.
They like to keep visitors on their toes.
What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course?
I just need to get fundead.
What do you call a bunch of dolls in line at an amusement park?
A Barbie-queue
What did Adele say when she was at the amusement park?
Hello from the other ride
What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park?
"Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"
What's a jews least favorite amusement park ride?
The Holocoaster
What do ghosts ride at an amusement park?
A roller-ghoster
A russian joke: Some people in Mosow got stuck on a ride at an amusement park!
That entire country is got stuck on a ride! On something between a haunted mansion and a house of funny mirrors!
Did you hear the amusement park was offering free bungee jumping?
No strings attached!
Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!
It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids.
"Who’s enjoying the most?" I asked cheerfully.
"I am" said one.
"I am" said the second.
"No," the father said "their mother is!"
