Amuse Jokes

Following is our collection of fascinate humor and enjoyment one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amuse puns for adults, dirty conventions jokes or clean laugh gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Amuse

I was at an amusement park with my friends.

They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.

My teacher pointed a scale at me and said "at the end of this scale, there is an idiot"

Then i asked something and she sent me out of the class.

Apparently, asking "at which end?" did not amuse her.

The amusement park was taking photos of me on their rides without my consent

When i found out, i was fluming!

At the amusement park's Haunted House, the toilets are three inches taller than normal.

They like to keep visitors on their toes.

I believe god created the earth solely to amuse himself.

I am a Recreationist.

What do chefs call plants that make them laugh?

Amuse Bush.

A religious man goes to buy a car.

When he enters the shop he is greeted by the salesman.After a short conversation, the salesman finds out of the man's devoutness and makes him a special offer.

"We have just acquired a new line of cars engineered to fit and amuse our religious costumers."

He walks him to the car and explains its modifications.

"Another one, is that in order to start it you have to say 'Thank God', and to stop 'For heaven sake' ."

The man likes the car and accepts the offer.On the way home he gets cut by a passing car and goes off course.When he sees that he's headed towards the end a cliff, he starts to push the brake pedal but nothing happens.He then remembers that the car is activated solely by speech, but due to his panicking fails to recall the key phrases.So he starts praying:

"Oh God please help me, for heaven sake!"

The car stops at the last second with its front hanging out of the cliff.Shocked and frightened, the man sighs with relief and says "Oh, Thank God! "

3 comedians

Three comedians are shooting the breeze at the back of a nightclub after a late gig. They've heard one another's material so much, they've reached the point where they don't need to say the jokes anymore to amuse each other, they just need to refer to each joke by a number. Number 37! cracks the first comic, and the others break up. Number 53! says the second guy, and they howl. Finally, it's the third comic's turn. 44! he quips. He gets nothing. Crickets. What? he asks, Isn't 44 funny? Sure, its usually hilarious, they answer. But the way you tell it sucks

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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