Amtrak Jokes

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Experts now bringing in Ozzy Osbourne to assess the Amtrak derailment in Washington

As he is certified on going off the rails on a crazy train.

I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

I was talking to an Amtrak conductor and asked if he was carrying any cargo. You know what he said to me?

I'm a freight not.

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