Amtrak Jokes

Following is our collection of train humor and verne one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amtrak puns for adults, dirty locomotive jokes or clean subway gags for kids.

There is an abundance of aboard jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on amtrak. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any commuter witze you can hear about amtrak.

The Best jokes about Amtrak

Experts now bringing in Ozzy Osbourne to assess the Amtrak derailment in Washington

As he is certified on going off the rails on a crazy train.

I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

I was talking to an Amtrak conductor and asked if he was carrying any cargo. You know what he said to me?

I'm a freight not.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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