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I've been to Amsterdam... There are signs pointing to her house everywhere.
It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.
We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild.
There are three barbershops on a small street in Amsterdam. The first barbershop has a sign saying 'best barber in the town'
The second has a sign saying 'best barber in the world'.
And the third has a sign saying 'best barber on the street'
Tommy is walking out of customs from his trip back from Amsterdam .
He's stopped by a policeman and his sniffer Dog Rufus
*Bark Bark
Officer : Excuse me sir Rufus here is telling me you're on Drugs
Tommy : Im on Drugs ? you're the one talking to a Dog !
Because the steaks are too high.
A massage in a brothel
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience.
He taps on the glass and says "How much?"
"Two hundred and fifty euros," she responds.
"Wow! I never realized it was so expensive"
"Well of course it's expensive, it's shatter-proof!"
- it's full of people on bikes and drugs.
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Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam
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It's a piece of cake.
The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink!
Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place.
then I visited Amsterdam.
I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!
I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.
Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
Anne Frank - "I am too"
Because need to get high xD land is far down so the water almost touches them
They're all high priests.
Let me rephrase that -- I was just vacationing in Amsterdam BECAUSE prostitution is legal.
It's basically the same thing: a bunch of people on drugs riding bikes.
Saudi Arabia - have sex and get stoned.
"We're off to Nether-netherlands"
Only one gets stoned and lives.
A knight of the highest order.
An Amsterdam Hamster Dam
Got to say it was less enjoyable than it was in Amsterdam
In Amsterdam you get stoned and have sex.
In dubai you habe sex and get stoned.
Because he wanted a stronger hash
I didn't pay β¬50 in Amsterdam to have a lentil on my face.
Now I see her in a new light.
In one of the back alleys I met a man who asked "Looking for a good night"
I replied yes, so he gave me his offer
"My ordinary prostitutes all cost 1cent a go, but my finest are beyond money. They will cost you your arm and leg.
I thought about this and finally said
"If your finest women cost an arm and a leg, I'd a penny for your thots..."
So he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?
I couldn't believe all the signs pointing to Ann Frank's house.
No wonder the Nazi's were able to find her.
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They started their tryst in Amsterdam, before traveling to Barcelona, then Cologne, and Dublin. After months of travel and steamy sex, they ended in Zurich.
It was a sorted affair.
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