The Best 15 Amputation Jokes

Following is our collection of Amputation jokes which are very funny. There are some amputation ranji jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amputation amputate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

After my leg amputation I asked if I could keep my leg.

The doctor asked 'Why?' I said:''Because it's my right!'

Doctor says I need an amputation, but I can't afford it..

It'll cost me an arm and a leg.

Did you know that amputation is the most expensive form of surgery?

I hear it can cost you an arm and a leg.

It's sad, really.

I've seen less of my dad since the amputation.

Best amputation jokes?

Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run "I'd give my left arm" and "Single-handedly" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes.


A doctor unnecessarily cut off a man's leg

It was a baloney amputation

What's the worst part about amputation?

It cost a arm and a leg.

What are your best toe amputation jokes?

Co worker lost a toe. Need lots of jokes. Already used up tow jokes about towing his car

American healthcare costs are out of a control

A simple double amputation cost me an arm and a leg!

Why did the successful comedian lose his job after a car accident?

It caused amputation of both his arms and lost his funny bone

Medical prices these days are ridiculous

Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg.

Top Amputation Puns and Funny Jokes

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You know what the worst part of a double amputation is?

It costs an arm and a leg

I had to get an amputation on my hand recently. It came as a surprise.

I wish the doctor could have told me, but he couldn't put his finger on it.

Amputation costs around $30,000 - $60,000

That's like an arm and a leg!

There's a new diabetes medication that may lead to amputation.

Patients have also complained about the price of the medication. I guess it costs an arm and a leg.

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