Amputation Jokes

Following is our collection of prosthetic humor and ranji one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amputation puns for adults, dirty injuries jokes or clean amputate gags for kids.

There is an abundance of gangrene jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on amputation. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any prosthesis witze you can hear about amputation.

The Best jokes about Amputation

After my leg amputation I asked if I could keep my leg.

The doctor asked 'Why?' I said:''Because it's my right!'

Doctor says I need an amputation, but I can't afford it..

It'll cost me an arm and a leg.

Did you know that amputation is the most expensive form of surgery?

I hear it can cost you an arm and a leg.

It's sad, really.

I've seen less of my dad since the amputation.

Best amputation jokes?

Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run "I'd give my left arm" and "Single-handedly" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes.


A doctor unnecessarily cut off a man's leg

It was a baloney amputation

What's the worst part about amputation?

It cost a arm and a leg.

What are your best toe amputation jokes?

Co worker lost a toe. Need lots of jokes. Already used up tow jokes about towing his car

American healthcare costs are out of a control

A simple double amputation cost me an arm and a leg!

Why did the successful comedian lose his job after a car accident?

It caused amputation of both his arms and lost his funny bone

Medical prices these days are ridiculous

Why, something as simple as an amputation costs an arm and a leg.


You know what the worst part of a double amputation is?

It costs an arm and a leg

I had to get an amputation on my hand recently. It came as a surprise.

I wish the doctor could have told me, but he couldn't put his finger on it.

Amputation costs around $30,000 - $60,000

That's like an arm and a leg!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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