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Amputated Toe Jokes

15 amputated toe jokes and hilarious amputated toe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amputated toe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Amputated Toe Short Jokes

Short amputated toe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amputated toe humour may include short amputated jokes also.

  1. I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me. She was lack-toes intolerant.
  2. Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest? Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.
    Dad's lack-toes-intolerant.
  3. Had to leave my partner. They had both feet amputated. Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant.
  4. Yesterday, I saw a guy harassing a diabetic who recently had parts of his foot amputated. I guess the first guy was lack toes intolerant.
  5. I broke up with my girlfriend after she had to have all of her toes amputated... I told her before we started dating that I'm *lack-toes intolerant*.
  6. I once amputated a man's toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint. I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
  7. What are your best toe amputation jokes? Co worker lost a toe. Need lots of jokes. Already used up tow jokes about towing his car
  8. Ever since my wife had her toes amputated I can't stand to be around her. I guess I'm *lack toes* intolerant.
  9. My girlfriend left me after my little toe was amputated.. I guess she was lack toes intolerant :/
  10. A hospital patient became violent when told he needed to have all his toes amputated. It turns out he was lack-toes intolerant.

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Amputated Toe One Liners

Which amputated toe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amputated toe? I can suggest the ones about amputated arm and amputee.

  1. I broke up with my girlfriend when she had her feet amputated... I'm lack toes intolerant

Amputated Toe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about amputated toe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stubbed toe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amputated toe pranks.

My dad is in the hospital, he needed to get some toes amputated because of his diabetes.

He's been good about it. He says he's lactose intolerant.

A friend of mine has become bitter and angry since he had the ends of his feet amputated.

He's lack-toes intolerant.

My friend had to amputate the front of his foot so I punched him in the face.

I'm lack toes intolerant.