Amputated Finger Jokes
5 amputated finger jokes and hilarious amputated finger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amputated finger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Way Women Think
Husband's Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"
Wife's Response:
"Who's Paula?"
I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon
She finally took my digits this time!
So my best friend had his index finger amputated in an accident.
That's dis-a-pointing.
I had to get an amputation on my hand recently. It came as a surprise.
I wish the doctor could have told me, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
What do you call an amputated finger?
Disposable thumb
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