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An engineer on trial.

At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."
"Thanks," he said, "but the plaintiff's lawyer sure had me worried."
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"

I just fell in love with a girl who builds circuit boards for a living...

I just couldn't *resistor.*
I couldn't help but say "*Ohm* my word, you're gorgeous!"
We talked for a while, had quite an *amp-*le conversation.
We eventually went to get lunch and took her *volts-*wagon.
*Current-*ly, I'd say this relationship is working out well.
I swept *Kirchhoff* her feet.

I vaulted an electric fence.

My friend asked me, "Why did you do that?". I said ,"enough with your ample comments". He looked back in shock.

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