Following is our collection of croak humor and rubbit one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amphibian puns for adults, dirty reptilian jokes or clean salamander gags for kids.
There is an abundance of reptile jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on amphibian. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kermitted witze you can hear about amphibian.
One that axolotl questions
Incognitoad.
My newt.
It's my-newt!
Infrognito.
Toadily.
Dunno, she frogot.
...it's still a work in frogress.
So there is an expensive international Amphibian Show. You have been preparing for this show all year, and you have one main prize frog and another frog you just have as a backup insuring against the first one being hurt or something. The day comes, but now this first frog gets injured so you are trying to decide in letting the first frog compete anyway, or to use the backup frog. You make the final decision of using the second frog, no backsies.
Are you then committing international insurance frog?
Toad.
Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Rheumatoad arthritis
Toad.
Frog the Bounty Hunter
He was afraid of getting salamandermonella poisoning.
A sallah-mander
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.