Fun-Filled Amphibian Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What is the most curious amphibian?
I'll give you a hint: They axolotl questions.
What do you call an inquisitive amphibian?
One that axolotl questions
What do you call an amphibian in hiding?
Incognitoad.
I bought the tiniest amphibian I've ever seen at the local pet store.
He's my newt.
What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?
My newt.
What do you get when you mix an amphibian and a caveman?
A froglodyte.
I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.
It's my-newt!

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?
Infrognito.
I don't know, manβ you really think an amphibian like me has a shot with the princess?
Toadily.
Where did the amphibian lay her eggs?
Dunno, she frogot.
Why did the amphibian not want to eat raw meat?
He was afraid of getting salamandermonella poisoning.
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What do you call it when an amphibian has inflamed joints?
Rheumatoad arthritis
I've been working on this amphibian joke for awhile but I'm too nervous to say it...
...it's still a work in frogress.
What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?
Toad.
Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
What do you call an amphibian who catches criminals?
Frog the Bounty Hunter
What do you call an amphibian in a no parking zone?
Toad.

What do you call an Arabic amphibian?
A sallah-mander
Two biologists hang out in a bar
One of them asks: What's your take on: what came first, the amphibian or the egg?
Which former U.S. policitian is closely related to a lizard-like semiaquatic amphibian of the scientific family Salamandridae?
Newt Gingrich.
"Fraud"
Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD?
Murph: It is a "FRAUD".