The Best 20 Amphibian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amphibian jokes. There are some amphibian rubbit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amphibian salamander puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Amphibian Jokes and Puns

What is the most curious amphibian?

I'll give you a hint: They axolotl questions.

What do you call an inquisitive amphibian?

One that axolotl questions

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

I bought the tiniest amphibian I've ever seen at the local pet store.

He's my newt.

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.


What do you get when you mix an amphibian and a caveman?

A froglodyte.

I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.

It's my-newt!

Amphibian joke, I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

I don't know, manβ€” you really think an amphibian like me has a shot with the princess?

Toadily.

Where did the amphibian lay her eggs?

Dunno, she frogot.

Why did the amphibian not want to eat raw meat?

He was afraid of getting salamandermonella poisoning.

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What do you call it when an amphibian has inflamed joints?

Rheumatoad arthritis

I've been working on this amphibian joke for awhile but I'm too nervous to say it...

...it's still a work in frogress.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad.

Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call an amphibian who catches criminals?

Frog the Bounty Hunter

What do you call an amphibian in a no parking zone?

Toad.

Amphibian joke, What do you call an amphibian in a no parking zone?

What do you call an Arabic amphibian?

A sallah-mander

Two biologists hang out in a bar

One of them asks: What's your take on: what came first, the amphibian or the egg?

Which former U.S. policitian is closely related to a lizard-like semiaquatic amphibian of the scientific family Salamandridae?

Newt Gingrich.


"Fraud"

Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD?

Murph: It is a "FRAUD".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amphibian reptile jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amphibian kermitted piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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