Amphibian Jokes

Funniest Amphibian Short Jokes

Short amphibian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amphibian humour may include short aquatic jokes also.

1. What do you call a perfume for amphibians? A frogrance
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2. What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt.
3. Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians... Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?
   Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
4. I don't know, man— you really think an amphibian like me has a shot with the princess? Toadily.
5. My friend told me that he had a collection of small amphibians of the subfamily Pleurodelinae. That's newts to me.
6. Why did the amphibian not want to eat raw meat? He was afraid of getting salamandermonella poisoning.
7. I've been working on this amphibian joke for awhile but I'm too nervous to say it... ...it's still a work in frogress.
8. What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad.
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9. Two biologists hang out in a bar One of them asks: What's your take on: what came first, the amphibian or the egg?
10. Which former U.S. policitian is closely related to a lizard-like semiaquatic amphibian of the scientific family Salamandridae? Newt Gingrich.

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Amphibian One Liners

Which amphibian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amphibian? I can suggest the ones about frog and toad and reptile.

1. What is the most curious amphibian? I'll give you a hint: They axolotl questions.
2. What do you call an inquisitive amphibian? One that axolotl questions
3. Why didn’t the amphibian drive its car home? Because it was toad.
4. What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad.
5. I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad.
6. I bought the tiniest amphibian I've ever seen at the local pet store. He's my newt.
7. What do you get when you mix an amphibian and a caveman? A froglodyte.
8. Where did the amphibian lay her eggs? Dunno, she frogot.
9. What do you call it when an amphibian has inflamed joints? Rheumatoad arthritis
10. What do you call an amphibian who catches criminals? Frog the Bounty Hunter
11. What do you call an Arabic amphibian? A sallah-mander
12. What's the deal with toadstools? I never knew amphibians had seating preferences
13. When are amphibians at their happiest? Toad-ay
14. What do you see at an amphibian impulse party? Newt on seconds.
15. What's an amphibian's favorite musician? John Frogerty

Fun-Filled Amphibian Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about amphibian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chameleon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amphibian pranks.