Hilarious Fun Amphetamines Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.
But then they asked about the THC, meth amphetamines, cocaine, and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.
What do you call Mike Tyson on amphetamines?
Methed Up.
Who calculates the price of amphetamines?
A Methematician
Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?
It's the old meth math moth myth.
An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.
He soon felt the *need* for *speed*
New rumors suggest mike Tyson's lisp may have been cause by an addiction to synthetic amphetamines.
...it's really methed up.
