Amphetamines Jokes

Following is our collection of thc humor and ritalin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amphetamines puns for adults, dirty narcotics jokes or clean cocaine gags for kids.

There is an abundance of heroin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on amphetamines. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any opiate witze you can hear about amphetamines.

The Best jokes about Amphetamines

Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.

But then they asked about the THC, meth amphetamines, cocaine, and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.

What do you call Mike Tyson on amphetamines?

Methed Up.

Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?

It's the old meth math moth myth.

An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.

He soon felt the *need* for *speed*

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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