The Best 5 Amphetamines Jokes

Following is our collection of Amphetamines jokes which are very funny. There are some amphetamines ritalin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amphetamines cocaine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Amphetamines Jokes and Puns

Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.

But then they asked about the THC, meth amphetamines, cocaine, and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.

What do you call Mike Tyson on amphetamines?

Methed Up.

Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?

It's the old meth math moth myth.

An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.

He soon felt the *need* for *speed*

New rumors suggest mike Tyson's lisp may have been cause by an addiction to synthetic amphetamines.

...it's really methed up.


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We suggest to use only working amphetamines opiate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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