Amphetamines Jokes

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Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.

But then they asked about the THC, m**... amphetamines, c**..., and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.

What do you call Mike Tyson on amphetamines?

Methed Up.

Who calculates the price of amphetamines?

A Methematician

Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?

It's the old m**... math moth myth.

An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.

He soon felt the *need* for *speed*

New rumors suggest mike Tyson's lisp may have been cause by an addiction to synthetic amphetamines.'s really methed up.

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