Hilarious Fun Amphetamines Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
Had to take a drug test at work today. They said they found Opiates. I told them it was probably the poppy seeds on my bagel.
But then they asked about the THC, m**... amphetamines, c**..., and hallucinogens. Told them it was an everything bagel.
What do you call Mike Tyson on amphetamines?
Methed Up.
Who calculates the price of amphetamines?
A Methematician
Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth?
It's the old m**... math moth myth.
An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.
He soon felt the *need* for *speed*
New rumors suggest mike Tyson's lisp may have been cause by an addiction to synthetic amphetamines.
...it's really methed up.
