The Best 9 Amp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amp jokes. There are some amp canine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amp voltage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Amp Jokes and Puns

A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...

...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"

The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."

TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.

Whoops. Wrong sub.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What is it called when you break a guitar amp in a car accident?

A Fender Bender

My friend was a pretty good guitarist

But that one time he stepped in a puddle while playing his electric guitar on an old, badly grounded amp, he became a great conductor.


What do you throw a drowning bass player?

His amp

Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar?

Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power

What do you call a colony of batteries?

An amp hill.

How do the SEOs increase the chances their rock band will be discovered?

By turning up the AMP.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amp capacitor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amp woofer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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