Amp Jokes
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Comical & Quirky Amp Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good amp joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...
...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"
The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."
TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12" instead of your 8", you get fireworks.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?
Give him sheet music.
What is it called when you break a guitar amp in a car accident?
A Fender Bender
My friend was a pretty good guitarist
But that one time he stepped in a puddle while playing his electric guitar on an old, badly grounded amp, he became a great conductor.
What do you throw a drowning bass player?
His amp
Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar?
Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power
What do you call a colony of batteries?
An amp hill.
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