The Best 6 Amorous Jokes

Following is our collection of Amorous jokes which are very funny. There are some amorous romantic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amorous lovemaking puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Amorous Jokes and Puns

A guy goes to his psychiatrist complaining about his sex life...

Upon further discussion the psychiatrist suggests that the spark of excitement has gone out of his client's marriage.
"Perhaps," he suggests, "the next time you are feeling amorous, you should just take your wife, sexually and with abandon, right there and then, no matter the circumstance."
The man agrees that it seems a good idea. Two weeks later, he returns for his normal session with the psychiatrist.
"How did things go?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Absolutely amazing," says the man. "One night, as we sat down to dinner, I looked at my wife. She looked at me and we immediately made mad, passionate love right there on the table."
"So, things are good?" asks the psychiatrist.
"Couldn't be better," says the guy, "except we're can't eat at the Denny's next to our house anymore."

Titanium is a most amorous metal...

When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

Old washing machine

Husband is walking behind his wife and says, Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.

The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.

Bedtime comes round and the husband starts getting amorous.

Wife says, I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!

Young Love

A guy and his girl go out on a date, then he drives to a scenic point, parks the car and tries to get amorous. The girl stops him with a "Why don't we just talk..."

The guy counters. "If I wanted to talk, I'd be out with my best friend".

The girl says "If I wanted to make out, *I'd* be out with your best friend".


The appointment.

Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her and says, "umm... you don't have a dentist appointment, do you?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amorous affection jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amorous lover piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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