Following is our collection of fou humor and bal one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amoeba puns for adults, dirty objectify jokes or clean wavelength gags for kids.
There is an abundance of halitosis jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on amoeba. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dwarven witze you can hear about amoeba.
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Because it multiplied by dividing.
Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.
Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.
Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.
Poor thing will starve down there.
You're not you when it's hungry
Cellpuku
Amoeba Mcentire
CELLsius
You can see an amoeba under a microscope.
They become amo*bae*
"Hola Amoebas!"
Person One: What's the difference between you and an amoeba?
Person Two: What?
Person One: A comma.
Person Two: ?
Person One: An amoeba is a single-celled organism with no brain.
You are a single, celled organism with no brain.
Because I reproduce alone :(
What animal is the best example of a split personality?
Answer: an amoeba
Bartender says, Pay the tab before you split.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.