The Best 18 Amoeba Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amoeba jokes. There are some amoeba bal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amoeba wavelength puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Amoeba Jokes and Puns

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do you call an amoeba that heats things up?

A microbe-wave

Amoeba joke, What do you call an amoeba that heats things up?

Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.

Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.

Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.

Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.

A case of a deadly, brain-eating amoeba has been confirmed in Florida.

Poor thing will starve down there.

Brain-eating amoeba

You're not you when it's hungry

What do you call it when an amoeba commits suicide?


Amoeba joke, What do you call it when an amoeba commits suicide?

What scale does an amoeba use to measure temperature.


What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original)

Amoeba Mcentire

What's the difference between John Cena and an amoeba?

You can see an amoeba under a microscope.

What happens when one amoeba and another amoeba get along?

They become amo*bae*

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What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

"Hola Amoebas!"

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Person One: What's the difference between you and an amoeba?

Person Two: What?

Person One: A comma.

Person Two: ?

Person One: An amoeba is a single-celled organism with no brain.

You are a single, celled organism with no brain.

Someone once asked me to describe my sex life using an analogy. I compared it to an amoeba.

Because I reproduce alone :(

Riddle me this

What animal is the best example of a split personality?
Answer: an amoeba

An amoeba walks into a bar.

Bartender says, Pay the tab before you split.

Amoeba joke, An amoeba walks into a bar.

How do amoebas make long distance calls?

They use a cell phone.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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