Amoeba Jokes
30 amoeba jokes and hilarious amoeba puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amoeba that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Amoeba Short Jokes
Short amoeba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amoeba humour may include short octopus jokes also.
- What's the difference between John Cena and an amoeba? You can see an amoeba under a microscope.
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Amoeba One Liners
Which amoeba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amoeba? I can suggest the ones about jellyfish and algae.
- Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
- What do you call an amoeba that heats things up? A microbe-wave
- Brain-eating amoeba You're not you when it's hungry
- What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? "Hola Amoebas!"
- What scale does an amoeba use to measure temperature. CELLsius
- What happens when one amoeba and another amoeba get along? They become amo*bae*
- What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire
- Riddle me this What animal is the best example of a split personality?
Answer: an amoeba - An amoeba walks into a bar. Bartender says, Pay the tab before you split.
- God meant to preside over a world of amoebas But things kind of just evolved from there
- How do amoebas make long distance calls? They use a cell phone.
- What does an amoeba call its friend? Cell mate.
- What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba.
- What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction.
- I once had a brain eating amoeba the poor fella died of starvation
Cheeky Amoeba Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about amoeba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crabs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amoeba pranks.
Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.
Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.
Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.
Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.
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A case of a deadly, brain-eating amoeba has been confirmed in Florida.
Poor thing will starve down there.
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What do you call it when an amoeba commits s**...?
Cellpuku
Amoeba Joke
Person One: What's the difference between you and an amoeba?
Person Two: What?
Person One: A comma.
Person Two: ?
Person One: An amoeba is a single-celled organism with no brain.
You are a single, celled organism with no brain.
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Someone once asked me to describe my s**... life using an analogy. I compared it to an amoeba.
Because I reproduce alone :(
