The Best 19 Amoeba Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amoeba jokes. There are some amoeba bal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amoeba wavelength puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Amoeba Jokes and Puns

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What do you call an amoeba that heats things up?

A microbe-wave

Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.

Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.

Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.

Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.

A case of a deadly, brain-eating amoeba has been confirmed in Florida.

Poor thing will starve down there.


Your momma so dumb..

The brain eating amoeba she contracted starved to death

Brain-eating amoeba

You're not you when it's hungry

Amoeba joke, Brain-eating amoeba

What do you call it when an amoeba commits suicide?

Cellpuku

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Person One: What's the difference between you and an amoeba?

Person Two: What?

Person One: A comma.

Person Two: ?

Person One: An amoeba is a single-celled organism with no brain.

You are a single, celled organism with no brain.

What scale does an amoeba use to measure temperature.

CELLsius

What happens when one amoeba and another amoeba get along?

They become amo*bae*

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What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

"Hola Amoebas!"

What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original)

Amoeba Mcentire

Someone once asked me to describe my sex life using an analogy. I compared it to an amoeba.

Because I reproduce alone :(

What's the difference between John Cena and an amoeba?

You can see an amoeba under a microscope.

Riddle me this

What animal is the best example of a split personality?
Answer: an amoeba

Amoeba joke, Riddle me this

An amoeba walks into a bar.

Bartender says, Pay the tab before you split.

How do amoebas make long distance calls?

They use a cell phone.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.


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