The Best 17 Amnesiac Jokes

Following is our collection of Amnesiac jokes which are very funny. There are some amnesiac remembrance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amnesiac oblivious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Amnesiac Jokes and Puns

I just got home from the World Amnesiac Masturbation Championships.

I can't remember where I came.

An Amnesiac Walks Into…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, So, do I come here often?

An amnesiac walks into a bar

He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He saddles up to the hottest woman there and says...

..."so, do I come here often?"

Oldie but a goodie.

How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb?

How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb?


Did you hear about the gay amnesiac who stared in pornographic films?

He never knew he had it in him

An amnesiac walks into a bar.

I forgot the rest.

A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station...

A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.

Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.

"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?"

"I dunno, beats me."

What's an amnesiac pirate's favorite type of flower?

Forget-me-knots

An amnesiac walks into a bar...

So he sits down next to a smoking hot blonde, and orders a scotch on the rocks. He then turns to the blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"

Sometimes, I think I'm the only member of my family not doped up on prescription drugs all the time.

Then I usually take my amnesiac meds.

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Doctor, you have to help me, I'm an amnesiac!

What do you mean you're an amnesiac?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AN AMNESIAC?

An amnesiac walks into a bar...

...and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After having a few drinks to get his courage up, he approaches her and asks, "Hey gorgeous, do I come here often?"

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road.

The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.

An amnesiac finally remembers...

the he is an amnesiac.

What did the amnesiac say to his doctor?

Sorry, I forgot.

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We suggest to use only working amnesiac memory piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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