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Funniest Amnesiac Short Jokes

Short amnesiac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amnesiac humour may include short forgetful memory jokes also.

1. An Amnesiac Walks Into… An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, So, do I come here often?
2. An amnesiac walks into a bar He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"
3. An amnesiac walks into a bar. He saddles up to the hottest woman there and says... ..."so, do I come here often?"
   Oldie but a goodie.
4. How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb? How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb?
5. Did you hear about the gay amnesiac who stared in pornographic films? He never knew he had it in him
6. An amnesiac walks into a bar... So he sits down next to a smoking hot blonde, and orders a scotch on the rocks. He then turns to the blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"
7. Sometimes, I think I'm the only member of my family not doped up on prescription drugs all the time. Then I usually take my amnesiac meds.
8. An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road. The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies.
9. Doctor, you have to help me, I'm an amnesiac! What do you mean you're an amnesiac?
   WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AN AMNESIAC?
10. An amnesiac walks into a bar... ...and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After having a few drinks to get his courage up, he approaches her and asks, "Hey gorgeous, do I come here often?"

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Amnesiac One Liners

Which amnesiac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amnesiac? I can suggest the ones about forgetful and memory loss.

1. An amnesiac walks into a bar. I forgot the rest.
2. What's an amnesiac pirate's favorite type of flower? Forget-me-knots
3. What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose? Adenocarcinoma
4. What's an amnesiac's favorite cheese? Camembert
5. An amnesiac finally remembers... the he is an amnesiac.
6. What did the amnesiac say to his doctor? Sorry, I forgot.

Laughter Amnesiac Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about amnesiac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nostalgic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amnesiac pranks.