Amnesia Jokes
74 amnesia jokes and hilarious amnesia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about amnesia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Amnesia Short Jokes
Short amnesia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The amnesia humour may include short forgetful memory jokes also.
- I couldn't sleep last night.. .. because I was trying to remember the difference between insomnia and amnesia.
- Mess with someone's mind Make your day more fun by going up
to a stranger and asking "Hey, how
have you been since the amnesia?" - Ah yes, I forgot it! Sometimes I experience both amnesia and dejà vu at the same time, and I'm like:"Yep, I've forgotten this before ".
- I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. There is no cure.
- Amnesia is no joke Based on the content in this sub alone, at least 19 million people have it.
- I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up
- One day, Rihanna has amnesia and can't remember anything. She's asked, "What do you think of Chris Brown?" She replies: "Beats me".
- A guy goes to the doctor to cure his amnesia And asks, "doctor what should I do?"
Doctor replies, "pay me first." - How do you host an amnesia support group on a budget? The moment they show up, tell them the meeting went great and their speech was inspiring.
- I lost part of my hand in a freak accident that also gave me amnesia I'm trying to remember what happened, but I can't put my finger on it
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Amnesia One Liners
Which amnesia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with amnesia? I can suggest the ones about memory loss and forgetful.
- I've had amnesia... for as long as I can't remember
- You know what they say about amnesia... No, really. Do you know?
- I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time I think I've forgotten this before
- I have amnesia It's the only reason I find this sub consistently funny
- My wife just told me she has amnesia Who does she think she is?!
- I used to have terrible amnesia. I used to have terrible amnesia.
- I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But i can't remember it
- Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia? She has mammary problems.
- I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia
- 2 years ago, this day, I was diagnosed with Amnesia. This is my story.
- how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?
- My memory foam mattress broke yesterday... It has amnesia
- What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember
- I've just been diagnosed with amnesia It's awful, but at least I don't have amnesia!
- What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
Howlingly Hilarious Amnesia Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about amnesia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ignorance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make amnesia pranks.
A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station...
A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.
Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.
"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?"
"I dunno, beats me."
Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.
After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.
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Ive been s**... enough to develop amnesia...
I dont know what i was thinking .....
~~*ba dum tissss*~~
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s**... amnesia
Being new parents my wife and usually have our s**... times while extremely tired. This results in one or more parties not fully remembering the previous nights events. So here is the conversation I had with my wife today.
W - do you remember having s**... last night?
M - only the last 30 seconds or so
W - you remember the whole thing then...
I laughed so hard I couldn't even be mad.
My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia
nah, I don't remember hitting my head
What is amnesia?
Is it: A) memory loss
A) memory loss
Or
3) The Battle of Hastings
I have amnesia, AMA!
I should do an ama soon...
An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop...
The barista asked what he wants, and he replies "Affogato".
"Where did all these cuts come from?"
-An Emo
with amnesia
An Amnesiac Walks Into…
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, So, do I come here often?
What did the amnesiac say to his doctor?
Sorry, I forgot.
An amnesiac finally remembers...
the he is an amnesiac.
I'm Trying to Remember The Name of A Song
It's about a girl with amnesia talking to her Grandmother.
The lyrics are "Oh, Nana, What's My Name?"
My mom says she dropped me as a baby and got temporary amnesia
What a liar I think I'd remember something so huge about my life.
An amnesiac walks into a bar.
I forgot the rest.
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Amnesia
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have s**... again.
I seem to keep forgetting the name of the airline that does direct flights from America to Indonesia.
I think its Amnesia.
You may have heard of Micronesia, an archipelago in Oceania.
But very few people have heard of the similar country Amnesia, as it has all but been forgotten.
Doctor: sir I have two bad diagnoses for you...
Doctor: sir I have two bad diagnoses for you, one is that you have worst diarrhoea I have ever seen.
Patient: what's the other one then?
Doctor: you also have very bad amnesia, you can't remember anything from last 15 seconds.
Patient: well at least I don't have diarrhoea.
I wrote a book on Italians diagnosed with Dementia...
It's called "fogettaboudit"
I also wrote a book about Italians being diagnosed with Amnesia,
I called that one "fogottaboudit"
If you, like Jeff Sessions, suffer from selective amnesia...
...talk to your doctor about Kantrecol™ today.
Someone once asked me if I had amnesia..
but I forgot what I said after
How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb?
Anything that has to do with memory loss starts with 'A'
Alzheimer's,
Amnesia,
A baseball bat slamming into a persons head.
I feel depressed because I've been diagnosed with amnesia today.
I guess tomorrow I'll be over it.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day.
The man has amnesia.
Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?
He pulled a little sneaky on you.
Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?
Doctor: I have the results of your Amnesia Exam.
Me: What are you talking about?
Don't forget.....
Amnesia !!
What's an amnesiac pirate's favorite type of flower?
Forget-me-knots
What did the arrogant rich kid with amnesia say to the bouncer at a bar?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
The doctor told me I have either amnesia or insomnia
I can't remember which one and it's making me lose sleep!
Doctor: Sir, I think you are suffering from amnesia
Man: Yeah, and I think that girl over there likes me
Doc: Yeah, she's your wife
My friend says I have Amnesia
I told him that he's no one to tell me that,
I don't even know who he is.
