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A amnesiac woman covered in bruises walks into a police station. The police are trying everything to learn where she came from and how she got the bruises but with no results.
Finally one of the detectives notices she has a wedding ring.
"Oh! You have a husband! What does he do?"
"I dunno, beats me."
But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!
what was the question?
Make your day more fun by going up
to a stranger and asking "Hey, how
have you been since the amnesia?"
After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.
I dont know what i was thinking .....
~~*ba dum tissss*~~
Being new parents my wife and usually have our sexy times while extremely tired. This results in one or more parties not fully remembering the previous nights events. So here is the conversation I had with my wife today.
W - do you remember having sex last night?
M - only the last 30 seconds or so
W - you remember the whole thing then...
I laughed so hard I couldn't even be mad.
Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia
The barista asked what he wants, and he replies "Affogato".
She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up
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I can't remember
The moment they show up, tell them the meeting went great and their speech was inspiring.
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, So, do I come here often?
No, really. Do you know?
So he sits down next to a smoking hot blonde, and orders a scotch on the rocks. He then turns to the blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"
What a liar I think I'd remember something so huge about my life.
There is no cure.
I forgot the rest.
for as long as I can't remember
Doctor: sir I have two bad diagnoses for you, one is that you have worst diarrhoea I have ever seen.
Patient: what's the other one then?
Doctor: you also have very bad amnesia, you can't remember anything from last 15 seconds.
Patient: well at least I don't have diarrhoea.
It's called "fogettaboudit"
I also wrote a book about Italians being diagnosed with Amnesia,
I called that one "fogottaboudit"
It's awful, but at least I don't have amnesia!
And asks, "doctor what should I do?"
Doctor replies, "pay me first."
How many amnesiacs does it take to change a light bulb?
Unfortunately there is no cure.
She has mammary problems.
It has amnesia
I guess tomorrow I'll be over it.
She replies: "Beats me".
Since I can't remember
I used to have terrible amnesia.
..."so, do I come here often?"
Oldie but a goodie.
Forget-me-knots
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
.. because I was trying to remember the difference between insomnia and amnesia.
but I forgot it.
I can't remember which one and it's making me lose sleep!
Man: Yeah, and I think that girl over there likes me
Doc: Yeah, she's your wife
I told him that he's no one to tell me that,
I don't even know who he is.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"
He goes up to a very attractive woman and says' do I come here often?
I forgot it
It's the only reason I find this sub consistently funny
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