Ammunition Jokes
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I gave Chuck Norris a gun, he killed 54 people.
Then I gave him some ammunition.
I just found out that I got drafted into the Russian Army.
I don't need ammunition. I need a ride.
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Give a Russian Tanker v**..., He'll Be Warm for a Night
Set his ammunition on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What should you buy so you always have ammunition on hand?
A magazine subscription.
When hunters go ammunition shopping, they have a reputation for being cheapskates...
They're always trying to get the best bang for their buck
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I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds...
of ammunition to keep all you losers away.
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I keep swallowing live ammunition.
I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just f**... a round at home.
What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?
A Crossbow
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I tried everything to shoot my wife with caseless ammunition.
Needless to say, I lost the case with first-degree m**....
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