Ammunition Jokes

Following is our collection of recoil humor and cal one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ammunition puns for adults, dirty rifle jokes or clean shotguns gags for kids.

There is an abundance of nra jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on ammunition. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any threaten witze you can hear about ammunition.

The Best jokes about Ammunition

So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal sniper riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...

The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.

I bet he felt pretty good about himself...

A man walks into the local sporting goods store with the hopes of purchasing some ammunition, as he has every Saturday for the past two months (with nothing but bare shelves), despite the recent shortage. Much to the man's luck, the store just received a large shipment of ammo that morning and he is the first customer in line. Knowing he had to take advantage of the opportunity, he buys 2,000 rounds each of .45's and 9mm's. Happy that he was finally able to find some ammo, he loads his purchase into the back of his pick-up truck and heads to the range. On the way, he stops at a gas station to fill up. A beautiful, buxom blonde pulls up next to him and notices the thousands of rounds of ammo in his truck bed. Well aware of the ammo shortage, and being an avid shooter herself, she decides to offer the man a proposition: "I couldn't help but notice all the ammo in the back of your truck," she purrs, "how about we trade some ammo for a little sex?" The man considers her offer, knowing his previous difficulty. "Sure", he says, "what kind of ammo you got?"

I gave Chuck Norris a gun, he killed 54 people.

Then I gave him some ammunition.

A Jewish and Russian soldier come under heavy fire...

As both engage the enemy the Jewish soldier is struck with a bullet and mortally wounded.

The Russian soldier continues to return fire and hold back the enemy, eventually however his ammo is spent.
He looks to his Jewish comrade and says I cannot hold them back, I'm out of ammunition

The Jew, struggling to keep his eyes open motions the Russian over. Here he says you can buy some of mine .

What should you buy so you always have ammunition on hand?

A magazine subscription.


When hunters go ammunition shopping, they have a reputation for being cheapskates...

They're always trying to get the best bang for their buck

I keep swallowing live ammunition.

I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.

I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds...

of ammunition to keep all you losers away.

What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?

A Crossbow

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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