The Best 12 Ammunition Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Ammunition jokes. There are some ammunition cal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ammunition shotguns puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Ammunition Jokes and Puns
So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal sniper riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...
The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.
I gave Chuck Norris a gun, he killed 54 people.
Then I gave him some ammunition.
A Jewish and Russian soldier come under heavy fire...
As both engage the enemy the Jewish soldier is struck with a bullet and mortally wounded.
The Russian soldier continues to return fire and hold back the enemy, eventually however his ammo is spent.
He looks to his Jewish comrade and says I cannot hold them back, I'm out of ammunition
The Jew, struggling to keep his eyes open motions the Russian over. Here he says you can buy some of mine .
Give a Russian Tanker Vodka, He'll Be Warm for a Night
Set his ammunition on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What should you buy so you always have ammunition on hand?
A magazine subscription.
When hunters go ammunition shopping, they have a reputation for being cheapskates...
They're always trying to get the best bang for their buck
I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds...
of ammunition to keep all you losers away.
I keep swallowing live ammunition.
I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.
What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?
A Crossbow
I tried everything to shoot my wife with caseless ammunition.
Needless to say, I lost the case with first-degree murder.
How do whores take ammunition?
Stripper clips.
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What do the US government have in common with firearm fetishists?
They both blow loads on ammunition.
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