Following is our collection of recoil humor and cal one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ammunition puns for adults, dirty rifle jokes or clean shotguns gags for kids.
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The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.
A man walks into the local sporting goods store with the hopes of purchasing some ammunition, as he has every Saturday for the past two months (with nothing but bare shelves), despite the recent shortage. Much to the man's luck, the store just received a large shipment of ammo that morning and he is the first customer in line. Knowing he had to take advantage of the opportunity, he buys 2,000 rounds each of .45's and 9mm's. Happy that he was finally able to find some ammo, he loads his purchase into the back of his pick-up truck and heads to the range. On the way, he stops at a gas station to fill up. A beautiful, buxom blonde pulls up next to him and notices the thousands of rounds of ammo in his truck bed. Well aware of the ammo shortage, and being an avid shooter herself, she decides to offer the man a proposition: "I couldn't help but notice all the ammo in the back of your truck," she purrs, "how about we trade some ammo for a little sex?" The man considers her offer, knowing his previous difficulty. "Sure", he says, "what kind of ammo you got?"
Then I gave him some ammunition.
As both engage the enemy the Jewish soldier is struck with a bullet and mortally wounded.
The Russian soldier continues to return fire and hold back the enemy, eventually however his ammo is spent.
He looks to his Jewish comrade and says I cannot hold them back, I'm out of ammunition
The Jew, struggling to keep his eyes open motions the Russian over. Here he says you can buy some of mine .
A magazine subscription.
They're always trying to get the best bang for their buck
I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.
of ammunition to keep all you losers away.
A Crossbow
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.