Delightful Fun Ammunition Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal s**... riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...
The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.
I gave Chuck Norris a gun, he killed 54 people.
Then I gave him some ammunition.
I just found out that I got drafted into the Russian Army.
I don't need ammunition. I need a ride.
A Jewish and Russian soldier come under heavy fire...
As both engage the enemy the Jewish soldier is struck with a bullet and mortally wounded.
The Russian soldier continues to return fire and hold back the enemy, eventually however his ammo is spent.
He looks to his Jewish comrade and says I cannot hold them back, I'm out of ammunition
The Jew, struggling to keep his eyes open motions the Russian over. Here he says you can buy some of mine .
Give a Russian Tanker v**..., He'll Be Warm for a Night
Set his ammunition on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What should you buy so you always have ammunition on hand?
A magazine subscription.
When hunters go ammunition shopping, they have a reputation for being cheapskates...
They're always trying to get the best bang for their buck
I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds...
of ammunition to keep all you losers away.
I keep swallowing live ammunition.
I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just f**... a round at home.
What's Jesus' go-to ammunition?
A Crossbow
I tried everything to shoot my wife with caseless ammunition.
Needless to say, I lost the case with first-degree m**....
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How do w**... take ammunition?
Stripper clips.
What do the US government have in common with firearm fetishists?
They both blow loads on ammunition.
