Ammonia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ammonia jokes. There are some ammonia technetium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ammonia methane puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing Ammonia Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant "What kills coronavirus"?

She replied "Ammonia cleaner"

I said "Sorry, I thought you worked here"

I was in the chemist...

and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of coronavirus?"

She said, "Ammonia cleaner."

I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here!"

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

I got a new dog and named her Ammonia.

She's a basic b**....

Why do chemistry students learn about ammonia first?

It's pretty basic stuff

My mum says I don't know anything about colourless gases.

But ammonia little boy.

Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Came up with two chemistry jokes...

What did one chlorine of CHCl3 say to the other?
Haloform the other side

Ammonia is a very strong base. If you know what amine ;)

Do you know why you stop the reaction as soon as the methane and the ammonia have finished oxidizing?

Because HCN is the final solution.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ammonia bismuth puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ammonia bleach piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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