Amusing Ammonia Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant "What kills coronavirus"?
She replied "Ammonia cleaner"
I said "Sorry, I thought you worked here"
I was in the chemist...
and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of coronavirus?"
She said, "Ammonia cleaner."
I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here!"
Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
I got a new dog and named her Ammonia.
She's a basic b**....
Why do chemistry students learn about ammonia first?
It's pretty basic stuff
My mum says I don't know anything about colourless gases.
But ammonia little boy.
Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Came up with two chemistry jokes...
What did one chlorine of CHCl3 say to the other?
Haloform the other side
Ammonia is a very strong base. If you know what amine ;)
Do you know why you stop the reaction as soon as the methane and the ammonia have finished oxidizing?
Because HCN is the final solution.
