Amir Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amir jokes. There are some amir ahmed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amir kam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Amir Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

Knock, knock...

Who's there?


Amir who?

Amir to fix your broken doorbell...

What's a cruelly ironic name for a man with spectrophobia?


Did you know that all pieces of reflective glass are middle eastern?

It's Amir.

Here is a joke I heard from watching Jake and Amir.

A woman is boarding a bus with her newborn baby in her hand. The bus driver takes one look at the baby and says" ma'am that is the ugliest baby that I have laid my eyes on"

The woman appalled at the statement as she should be sits next to a man

The man says that the lady should not have to take that c**... from anyone so he says

" ma'am you go ahead and tell the driver off, here I'll hold your monkey" .

The teacher says to little Johnny, "If you had twelve Mars bars, of which Sanjeet asked for two, Amir asked for one, and Leroy asked for three, how many Mars bars would you have left?"

"Twelve miss."

How does a middle eastern man see himself?


I think I'm becoming a Muslim

Every time I see my reflection, it's like I'm looking at Amir.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amir malik puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amir mohammed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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