Amir Jokes

Following is our collection of harem humor and ahmed one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amir puns for adults, dirty omar jokes or clean kam gags for kids.

There is an abundance of malik jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on amir. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mohammed witze you can hear about amir.

The Best jokes about Amir

What's a cruelly ironic name for a man with spectrophobia?


Did you know that all pieces of reflective glass are middle eastern?

It's Amir.

Here is a joke I heard from watching Jake and Amir.

A woman is boarding a bus with her newborn baby in her hand. The bus driver takes one look at the baby and says" ma'am that is the ugliest baby that I have laid my eyes on"

The woman appalled at the statement as she should be sits next to a man

The man says that the lady should not have to take that crap from anyone so he says

" ma'am you go ahead and tell the driver off, here I'll hold your monkey" .

How does a middle eastern man see himself?


I think I'm becoming a Muslim

Every time I see my reflection, it's like I'm looking at Amir.

The teacher says to little Johnny, "If you had twelve Mars bars, of which Sanjeet asked for two, Amir asked for one, and Leroy asked for three, how many Mars bars would you have left?"

"Twelve miss."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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