Ridiculous Amino Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?
Amino acid!
How do you make a protein?
You link amino acids together.
How do you make an enzyme?
You wrap proteins together.
How do you make a hormone?
You give me your mother for an hour.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
Amino acid
What did the cytosine say to the tyrosine that was bullying him?
You're amino acid!
What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?
Residudes
What did the amino acid say when he was asked the time?
It's threonine.
What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?
Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine....
What do you call a church for amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel.
What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel
Where did the amino acid go to church?
The cysteine chapel.
A Ph Alien's first conversation with a human
"Amino harm, take me to your base!"
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Chem teacher
Chemistry teacher asked the class if they'd ever heard of Amino acids.
My s**... buddy raises his hand and says "yeah if you drop too much of those you get amino headache!"
Why did the amino acids go to prison?
They are proteins.
Edit. Pro-teens
Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.
Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.
What do you call an acid that bullies other acids?
amino (a-*mean*-o) acids
