Amino Jokes

Following is our collection of enzyme humor and glands one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Amino puns for adults, dirty church jokes or clean chapel gags for kids.

There is an abundance of onion jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on amino. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any acid witze you can hear about amino.

The Best jokes about Amino

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

How do you make a protein?

You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.

What did the cytosine say to the tyrosine that was bullying him?

You're amino acid!

What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?


What did the amino acid say when he was asked the time?

It's threonine.

What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?


Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.

Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.

Chem teacher

Chemistry teacher asked the class if they'd ever heard of Amino acids.
My stoner buddy raises his hand and says "yeah if you drop too much of those you get amino headache!"

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What do you call a church for amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

A Ph Alien's first conversation with a human

"Amino harm, take me to your base!"

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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