Amino Acid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amino Acid jokes. There are some amino acid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amino acid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun Amino Acid Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What do you call a protein that has anger management issues?

Amino acid!

How do you make a protein?

You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.

What do you call an acid with an attitude?

Amino acid

What did the cytosine say to the tyrosine that was bullying him?

You're amino acid!

What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?


What did the amino acid say when he was asked the time?

It's threonine.

What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?


What do you call a church for amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Chem teacher

Chemistry teacher asked the class if they'd ever heard of Amino acids.
My stoner buddy raises his hand and says "yeah if you drop too much of those you get amino headache!"

You can explore amino acid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean amino acid dad jokes. There are also amino acid puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why did the amino acids go to prison?

They are proteins.

Edit. Pro-teens

Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.

Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.

What do you call an acid that bullies other acids?

amino (a-*mean*-o) acids

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the amino acid puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working amino acid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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