Amigo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Amigo jokes. Read amigo comrade jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these amigo chum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired.

Adios, amigo.

I found out some sad news today. My German teacher passed away.

Au revoir, amigo.

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

A man, his wife and his friend just finished diner

"It was absolutely delicious, honey! Thank you so much, princess." says the man to his wife in the kitchen. "Could you please fetch us two beers later, baby?"

His friend says: "It is very cute that you still have nicknames for her after so long time."

The man responds: "Well, I forgot her name like three years ago, so I give her nicknames to cover it up. But seriously don't tell her, amigo!"

I said Jesus take the wheel.

He said I no have license, amigo.

What does, Preguntando por un amigo, mean?

Asking for a friend.

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:

"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"

The neutrino answers:


Amigo joke, So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

After a few long years of teaching, my disgruntled french teacher now finally retired

Hola Amigo

What do you tell a Mexican having a bad day?

Sorry amigo, it's nacho day.

Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but...

He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*

Jesus on his second coming visits POTUS

J: God be with you my son. I'm Jesus..

T: Ok.. So what are you doing on this side of the fence, amigo?

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El Humpty Dumpty

Relax amigo, your moment is coming.

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