The Best 9 Americano Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Americano jokes. There are some americano caffe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these americano sed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Americano Jokes and Puns
An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.
"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.
What do you get when you order a JFK?
An americano with an extra shot
What will Steve rogers say to order a drink at starbucks
An iced americano for an iced americano
What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar?
an African Americano
What did Captain America order at Starbucks?
One iced Americano
What's captain America's favourite drink.
An iced americano
What's Captain America's favorite coffee?
Iced Americano
Why do you all call it black coffee?
It's not black coffee, it's called African Americano
My boyfriend wanted to roleplay as a barista
I ordered a long black but he gave me a short americano
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the americano starbucks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working americano decaf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.