The Best 9 Americano Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Americano jokes. There are some americano caffe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these americano sed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Americano Jokes and Puns

An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.

"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".

"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"

The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.

"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

What will Steve rogers say to order a drink at starbucks

An iced americano for an iced americano

Americano joke, What will Steve rogers say to order a drink at starbucks

What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar?

an African Americano

What did Captain America order at Starbucks?

One iced Americano


What's captain America's favourite drink.

An iced americano

What's Captain America's favorite coffee?

Iced Americano

Americano joke, What's Captain America's favorite coffee?

Why do you all call it black coffee?

It's not black coffee, it's called African Americano

My boyfriend wanted to roleplay as a barista

I ordered a long black but he gave me a short americano

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the americano starbucks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working americano decaf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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